DARTH VADIS✨

spunky, funky, travel junky ✰ 717, 410, 406 ✰ scorpio

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

It's wild how many grown adults complain about being in debt. Like, it's not hard. I have zero debt in my early 30s, all because I've worked since I was 16, I don't spend money on things I don't need, and my great great grandfather invented doors.

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

just found out my job doesn’t recognize easter sunday as a holiday, therefore no holiday pay…

[Suzy Jones @SuzyJonesMusic]

BREAKING NEWS FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE:

[Mia @boygrrI]

im learning the stanley tumbler is a sippy cup for adults

[chase @_chase_____]

running an errand after the sun has gone down………….that’s a quest

[DARTH VADIS✨ @tavislinthicum]

#NewProfilePic

[laylo @layloqasim]

Honestly Dr.Doofenshmirtz not recognizing perry without the hat makes so much sense cause what random platypus would be wearing a hat?? only Perry the platypus would wear a hat, otherwise it’s just some random platypus?? U know what I mean?

[A Nobody’s Burner Account @clevelandidiot]

Travis Kelce talking to Taylor Swift after the game asking her if she saw his touchdown

[gill @contactabrother]

ur honor u lowkey weren’t there

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

sitcom enjoyers are so funny because I could tweet “who’s the sexiest sitcom character ever?” and half of y’all will say “Nick miller” with an edit made up of clips where his life is falling apart

[cami ✨ @camilsmils]

@oocsitcoms and what about it

[Rua M. Williams @FractalEcho]

This is not an email I ever expected to receive or send.

[kie @criminalplaza]

people with astigmatisms driving past someone with LED headlights

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

I just saw a few comments of ppl saying I was ugly cause I wasn’t wearing any makeup. And I really want y’all to get the help y’all need because makeup isn’t real. I’m beautiful in real life, because of who I am, not what I look like.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

why do men have this weird irrational fear that women are going to use them for money they don’t even have????

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

We’re hard.

[Danny Gonzalez @dannygonzalez]

YOU ARE LIKE PAPA