Taylor Zimmerman

I ain't just whistlin Dixie

[Taylor Zimmerman @taxil343]

Just had some pitiful fish tacos and three Budweisers at the airport in Miami for $42 #cobbed Can't wait to be back in Alabama the beautiful

[- @OverlyManlyMan]

I had a dream that I killed all the shirtless guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends too. It was the Yolocaust.

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

Woke up this morning, walked onto my front porch in my boxers, yelled "Merica" real loud, shotgunned a beer, packed a fatty, started my day.

[Taylor Zimmerman @taxil343]

@Rayp22 has the deed been done?

[Taylor Zimmerman @taxil343]

“@CNN: Hats OK, but derby bans big bags http://t.co/wxxCLILIxb” @wmattlee

[Taylor Zimmerman @taxil343]

Pit stop in the middle of 85 @jttwn11

[Taylor Zimmerman @taxil343]

She got that million dollar 👌

[Taylor Zimmerman @taxil343]

@Rayp22 @skimnsurf cowboy qwanda just a creepinnnn #oldhorseprobs

[Taylor Zimmerman @taxil343]

@ChuckieT84 @carterastin791 bout to head to monster now

[Taylor Zimmerman @taxil343]

You and me girl runnin' outta moonlight

[Taylor Zimmerman @taxil343]

Good ride at monster today with the 791. Ready to get down at skybar tonight @CarterAstin791 @ChuckieT84

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

#CouldntLiveWithout dip, beer, sports, and women. #Merica

[Taylor Zimmerman @taxil343]

Got the yota buried up on the beach. Trying to drink/sing it out. Who's up and wants to chat??

[Taylor Zimmerman @taxil343]

Girl if you're lookin for a good time let me take you out to the C-O-U-N-T-R-Y @jttwn11

[Taylor Zimmerman @taxil343]

Time to shoot some golf bullets with pops. Look out birdies!

[Taylor Zimmerman @taxil343]

Saaaaaalsaaaa coooookieeees!! @CarterAstin791 @jttwn11 @Finch15T

[Taylor Zimmerman @taxil343]

Baby Ava is finally here!

[Taylor Zimmerman @taxil343]

6 hours in and we're still waiting on this damn baby... Chimooonnn already!