Taylor Alexis

[Julian Edelman @Edelman11]

🐐

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Heyyyyy sorry i acted weird. I’ll probably do it again :/

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Idk…everything feels a bit lighter after some tequilla 😂

[Taylor Alexis @tay_marx]

I haven’t been a server for a couple years now & I still have dreams about forgetting to bring people their drinks, that shit stays with you

[Taylor Alexis @tay_marx]

I need my bed, a blunt, & the office

[Taylor Alexis @tay_marx]

Love an asynchronous class in the beginning of the semester, fucking hate it at the end

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎

[Matt James @mattjames919]

Make sure you’re happy in real life today.

[Taylor Alexis @tay_marx]

Someone just asked me for directions & typed them into her flip phone.. so basically I just time traveled & she’s getting lost

[Taylor Alexis @tay_marx]

Something about using a gas station bathroom makes me feel depressed, idk, also gross

[Taylor Alexis @tay_marx]

90s music is the best man

[☻ @lollllllhey]

stfu before I open a nature valley bar on ur bed

[Taylor Alexis @tay_marx]

Writing an essay like how tf are these smart looking & sounding words just flowing from me & like make sense

[Taylor Alexis @tay_marx]

So I’m going to Marshall’s instead

[Taylor Alexis @tay_marx]

I wanna go to TJ maxx for no reason make it stop 😩

[Taylor Alexis @tay_marx]

Still hungover, I want my mom

[Taylor Alexis @tay_marx]

Me: literally high beam me one more time

Also me: oh shit my lights aren’t on

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I have a message for all the little girls and boys out there who dream of growing up to be superheroes: Superheroes walk among us.

They’re teachers, doctors, scientists, vaccine researchers—and you can grow up to be like them too.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Currently the only professional sports team that donated to the #barstoolfund are the @Patriots Let that sink in.