taylor wages🦋🦜☀️

idk

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

Remember when the flu went on vacation for over a year and then came back when 'covid' disappeared?

That was cool. Science.

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Chief complaint: “Indigestion”

Medicine is hard. Stay humble.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Wow!! Affirmative action, something I have spoken out against for the last 7 years, has FINALLY been struck down in a historic Supreme Court ruling.

This is a MAJOR WIN in the strive for racial equality, removing the bigotry of low expectations against black students, while permitting Asian and white Americans an EQUAL chance to be rewarded for their hard work. RACE should never be a factor in deciding whether or not you are qualified for anything.

It’s a shame it took this long, but finally— justice wins!

Make America a meritocracy again. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Graycie York @gyorkmusic]

shrek is a masterpiece. it’s in it’s own category. it’s untouchable. ahead of it’s time. glorious. shrek haters are faking it. i just know it.

[Tyler Olson, EA @olsonplanner]

Which would you rather have?

A $10,000/year pay increase

A slightly warm slice of pizza in the break room

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

friendly reminder that leaving your sharps behind for a nurse to clean up is unsafe and also just kind of mean

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

me & the loml in 50 years time

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me recharging for 6 months after going out one Saturday night

[James @CaucasianJames]

when’s the last time u blew into a dandelion and made a wish? and u wonder why ur life is shit

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Fuck a BBL I want LASIK eye surgery. Bítch I just wanna see 😩

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

bro how tf do you block team snapchat

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I’m sure sleeping in is nice but being the only one awake in a quiet house drinking coffee by the Christmas tree is elite.

[PharmWaffles @WafflesPharm]

PSA: If you have a cold/flu there is no holy grail of otc products.... they will help but nothing will cure you... you're still going to have a sore throat,nasal congestion,cough....
#TwitteRx
#flu

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Babe my only issue with you is that you’re the worst person I’ve ever met in my life. That’s it I swear

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

“bro stop, I don’t wanna play”

my dog:

[mari @alemari33]

imagine being addicted to lil fruity cigarette pens im cryin

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

me at the gym asking if anyone is using the 5 lb dumbbell