Kayleigh Chappell

It's not even mine.

[Kayleigh Chappell @tayeigh]

Hoping my freckles will start joining up soon so I'll look tanned from a distance

[Kayleigh Chappell @tayeigh]

There's not been a day in the past 3 years where I haven't considered faking my own death to get out of work

[robmanuel @robmanuel]

Just found myself imagining alt title for Jaws. Dunno why.

Mr Bitey
Hello Snappy
The Fish That Bit
Sharkdunnit
Don't Get Wet
Sea Baddies
Kisses Of Deaths
Beach Bastard
The Boat Of Regret
Salty Teeth
The Ouch That Came From The Sea

[Kayleigh Chappell @tayeigh]

How great would life be if eating a full block of cheese didn't make you fat?

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[breaking 5 minute silence on first date]
Me: sorry I laughed when you said both your parents were dead

[Kayleigh Chappell @tayeigh]

I drive at my best when there's Pepsi Max Cherry in the car. Gotta protect the ones you love most

[Kayleigh Chappell @tayeigh]

Bought an epilator and I can't stop, like... imagine how smooth my eyes would be without these eyelashes

[Kayleigh Chappell @tayeigh]

He went into the drawer with the knives in it to get the spoon out

[Kayleigh Chappell @tayeigh]

My brother just came home drunk and thought there was someone breaking into the garage so he ran outside with a spoon to chase them away 😂

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

It's not a good date unless it ends with you slowly walking off into the ocean like Godzilla.

[Kayleigh Chappell @tayeigh]

Work ordered a cute banner to advertise a toddler group and this is what they sent

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

I look fresh bitch

[Kayleigh Chappell @tayeigh]

@sophiechappelll doesn't take a lot tho does it

[Kayleigh Chappell @tayeigh]

Fucking 'ell. Could burn ya toast and ISIS would claim responsibility

[Kayleigh Chappell @tayeigh]

Just wanna lay in a bed of cheesy chips and regret

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Sooo #iPhoneX about #FaceID ...ummmmm .... what do I do?

[Kayleigh Chappell @tayeigh]

Foil hat's on, watching CCTV footage to prove that Hermies haven't even attempted to deliver my parcel #iwillfindyou #andiwillkillyou

[Kayleigh Chappell @tayeigh]

Lady on my ward is on prescribed ket and last night she got naked and pulled out all her drips before throwing herself on the floor #madone