Taylor Hetzer

Crazy Dog Babe🐶👱🏻‍♀️REALTOR🗝🏡THE Ohio State University Alum👊🏻

[Taylor Hetzer @TayFace]

While watching #TheMatch earlier - Jack asked me who Chuck was and I said it’s Charles Barkley (duh) & he goes ‘what’s he in?’ ... Space Jam.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Narwhal. He was born with an extra tail on his forehead. It hasn’t wagged yet but he’s working on it. 14/10 always read the instructions before assembling your puppy

[Urban Meyer @CoachUrbanMeyer]

Best thing about 9-0...

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

suddenly i am injured

[Taylor Hetzer @TayFace]

The problem with baking cookies...is that I eat all of them.

[Taylor Hetzer @TayFace]

@Oh_Em_Cee @QueerEye 😂he can’t handle any of my other guilty pleasures. Only this one! Proud of Rob!

[Taylor Hetzer @TayFace]

Story of my life 24/7 when B walks in from work... @QueerEye again?!
...then gets sucked in, sits down & when I tell him I will change it - he says “no, it’s fine” 😂

[kelly @kelllicopter]

what the fuck is “jonathan”???? be jon or be nathan you don’t get to be both

[Taylor Hetzer @TayFace]

Anytime I accidentally stumble upon an insta story that starts with “HEY GUYSSS SO...” my reflexes take over to immediately throwing my phone.

[Taylor Hetzer @TayFace]

Anyone else have anxiety/hate when the cashier at Whole Foods is trying to make small talk at check out & asks what your fun plans for the weekend are?! 😬

[Taylor Hetzer @TayFace]

Just saw a girl wearing clear bra straps & it really brought me back.

[Taylor Hetzer @TayFace]

Boise State’s football field stresses me the fuck out. #canigetawitness

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I’ve never felt more uncoordinated/awkward in my life then when having to do speed skaters at @orangetheory.

[Taylor Hetzer @TayFace]

Somehow got sucked into watching a @marshmellomusic music video earlier today where the family dog grew old and had to get put down only to be reincarnated as a puppy to help another little girl...haven’t stopped thinking about it & have cried four times today.

[Taylor Hetzer @TayFace]

@chrissyteigen @KayTayBlay every day I love her more and more

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Bought my wedding dress yesterday - while taking down my measurements the boutique owner asked if I would be working out before my wedding. I’ve been working out 6 days a week for my whole life - this is as good as it gets girl.

[Taylor Hetzer @TayFace]

I woke up to a “your order is on it’s way” email. I drunk bought myself a dyson last night. #thisisthirty

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Being in your thirties is just ordering a bunch of salads when all you really want is shake shack, corn dogs & hot wings.

[Taylor Hetzer @TayFace]

Every morning is a daily reminder of how terrible my aim is when attempting to throw my contact lenses in the trash can.

[Taylor Hetzer @TayFace]

Sponsored ads are hitting me real hard right now with sweaters & pants... STOP! IT’S STILL SUMMER! STOP TRYIN TO MAKE COLD HAPPEN!