In 10th grade geometry I slapped the kid sitting next to me across the face and told my teacher I thought his hand was up for a high 5 https://t.co/aachxThU51
*one snowflake falls*
Person from Syracuse: “oh this is NOTHING compared to Syracuse, I’ve driven in 35 feet of snow during a nor’easter with a windchill of -57 degrees while wrestling a polar bear after snow shoeing to Wegmans. Go Orange”
I thought getting locked out of my room in a towel yesterday was bad but today I poured a water bottle full of bacardi in my keurig and i don’t think it gets much worse than that