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striving to live with reckless abandon.

[Taylor @tayjo29]

@Wil_da_beast_ Yep! Exactly.

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Me: “it’s a retail store.”
Mom: “what’s that? A biracial store?”

What? No 😂

[Taylor @tayjo29]

We’ve made it 3 years and 7 months into marriage and still only own one potholder. I’m pretty proud of that. #RelationshipGoals #risky #livingmybestlife

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I too just went to #medievaltimes and had the best time, @ChrisGethard. Totally with you on the weird story line and confusing subtexts though haha

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She pulled into her spot, got out and nonchalantly went inside. @meregleason and I got to witness the whole thing.

Old people rock.

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The most incredible thing just happened. Our elderly neighbor two houses down just got home and realized that our neighbors between us were in her covered spot.

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She just pulled behind the spot and laid on the horn for a solid two minutes. Eventually the other neighbor came up and moved his car to another spot.

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@lancebrandt @EmporiumPies 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Taylor @tayjo29]

Went to the store. got home. realized Jason dropped the house key at the store. went back to the store, found it. decided that since we were out, we should get pie. went to @EmporiumPies. Had a killer cherry pie 🥧

Life is good. #freakinweekend #piealways

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I’m flattered by your request, taco seasoning.

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Just a picture of the how I look whenever I leave the house this time of year #nofilter #burningalive #texasheat

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Just tossed 6 empty pizza boxes that we acquired the past few weeks. So yeah, my #summerbod is ready for #swimsuitseason

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Got a workout shirt @Gap in the next size up. Totally tricked my coworkers into thinking that I’m drawing professionally #lifehack #businesscasual

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@Walmart You don’t want to hook him up with one for his birthday, do you? He would LOVE that. He’s Texas’ biggest fan!

[Taylor @tayjo29]

We saw a #Texas bird feeder today at @Walmart and SIMULTANEOUSLY said...

T: “talk about things that no one needs”
J: “we need that!”

Sometimes it’s scary how opposite we are.

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Hey @lacroixwater, you really nailed it when you came out with the coconut flavor #lacroixlove #hatersgonnahate

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I have been called "Mr. Deutsch" twice today. This will be an awkward interview for those people...

#boynameprobs #justdontguess

[Torchy's Tacos @torchystacos]

I wonder if tacos think about me as much as I think about them.

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J: “There’s someone in the world named Arthur and he shops in the big and tall section.”
T: “what?”
J: “ I dunno, just sounds like the name of someone who would shop there.”

Time for bed 😂

[Taylor @tayjo29]

Note: peperocini is not a mini pepperoni #pizzafail #tgif