doctor bitchcraft

[doctor bitchcraft @taylatysun]

I have two requests in this life.
1. To reincarnate as either a whale or a crow
2. To have requited love that doesn’t make me wana vomit, cringe, spontaneously combust

Oh and I guess 3. Have Billie Joe Armstrong kiss me on the cheek

[doctor bitchcraft @taylatysun]

whoever makes any more noise making easy-Mac as I do at this ripe hour of the night is getting booked cuff-2-cuff wit me

[doctor bitchcraft @taylatysun]

live music is soul soothing

[Joel Chaim Holtzman @JoelCHoltzman]

A medieval wallet. I wonder: 1. who made it 2. Who used it 3. Why.

On a serious note, this is super dope design wise.

[doctor bitchcraft @taylatysun]

If that little fuck puxtawaney phil sees his fuckin shadow tomorrow I will be flying to Philadelphia to have a word with him. rodent to rodent

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[doctor bitchcraft @taylatysun]

it’s surreal to look back on the past year n realize how one thing..which may seem trivial, has really derailed your being n still takes such a huge effort to work through on a very regular basis

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

just realized i’ve done molly more times than i’ve tried cottage cheese

[doctor bitchcraft @taylatysun]

@ciarra12step That’s THAD from blue mountain state

[doctor bitchcraft @taylatysun]

nipples pierced for Santa @squidnie

[doctor bitchcraft @taylatysun]

Until they catch up with me and then the most down bad dirty little street rat exorcises out of me

[doctor bitchcraft @taylatysun]

dont fuckin play with me cus I will be a girl and have a stupid dumb crush

[ian @itsianraymond]

notice how she didn't say anything about ketamine

[Zac Black @ZacBlackBK]

Bro… IM SICK OF PAYING TAXES. It’s literally out of control how much they rob from me literally almost half my pay. I’m sick of it

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

Apple slices with peanut butter are so delicious. Why is this never offered in adult environments? Like instead of just sliders & fried brussel sprouts I would like a plate of various apples and nut butters for happy hour.

[wuki 🌞 @Wuki]

Yo for real ppl who don’t pick up their dog poop are the worst

[doctor bitchcraft @taylatysun]

responsible rat < street rat

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

from now on calling my pussy my sourdough starter.

[doctor bitchcraft @taylatysun]

Ok & 4. Radiohead to reunite and go on tour.
That is alll

[doctor bitchcraft @taylatysun]

I have two requests in this life.
1. To reincarnate as either a whale or a crow
2. To have requited love that doesn’t make me wana vomit, cringe, spontaneously combust

Oh and I guess 3. Have Billie Joe Armstrong kiss me on the cheek