Sydnie Theisen

[kate ✨ @pulpy_fiction]

everyone i follow on twitter is flaming this as the worst poem ever and everyone i follow on instagram is reposting it sincerely. the great cognitive divide

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

Steph told them to “Light the Beam” 😳🔥

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Payton Washington is in the ICU after she was shot for getting in the wrong car in Texas

Kaylin Gillis was shot to death for driving into the wrong driveway in New York

Ralph Yarl was shot in the head for ringing the doorbell at the wrong house in Missouri

It’s the guns

[Katie Porter @katieporterca]

This you?

[Sydnie Theisen @squidnie]

@clhubes A turkey leg because he “wanted some MEAT” and a bread roll. Refused to take a single bite of any side. His 18 month old sister ate every bite of everything served.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Republicans hate when you retweet this ad.

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

IM WHEEZING. I AM INCONSOLABLE.

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

NBA CHAMPS. WORLD CHAMPS.

#DubNation, STAND UP! 🏆

[Anthony Slater @anthonyVslater]

Steve Kerr’s pregame presser in Dallas. Gives another emotional plea for gun control.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

sweet willow please cancel my student loan debt ♡

[Niners Nation @NinersNation]

If you are a 49er fan, you should have access to free healthcare based on what this team puts you through

[Sydnie Theisen @squidnie]

Every week when discussing their picks my mom and Rich have to pick the Jets because my mom met the coach and think he’s hot. Pre-boyfriend that was my knowledge of football. Now I’m shanahan this and defensive line that. I hate this place.

[James @CaucasianJames]

u guys gotta remember that pharrell didn’t make the song happy for us. he made that for despicable me 2. he made that for the minions

[Sydnie Theisen @squidnie]

@taylatysun Self care!!!! Love to see it!!

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

A message from Buster:

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Guys who quit drinking love to drink 7 cans of sparkling water in one day