papa

mrs.worldwide

[papa @taylavr]

growing up in California was such a blessing

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

[optimusprime @earth_to_annaa]

on da cob, we all corn

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

I am financially advising you to convert all of your money into pennies and then convert those pennies into flattened pennies at the zoo or natural science museum

[helena riley @freshhel]

I wonder if kylies italian greyhounds look at Timothy and assume he’s their biological father

[lissy @babeygirlmac]

me after 1 margarita

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is so cunt

[mia @_demiaa]

i wish they sold off-brand cars ill get me a damn Honder

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

When I say I have that dog in me, this is what I mean

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me after hanging out with people & making them laugh the whole time

[E @Doomric]

Put $14.00 into bitcoin last Thursday sitting on $22.00 now lmaoo idk how y’all do that 9-5 shit

[☆ @PlNKBAWBlE]

remember when beyoncé said:

[Jay @idek_tb]

absolutely nobody:

me randomly trying to get my whole life together at 3am:

[max (derogatory) @maxafrass]

My phone

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Definitely me

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

if u ever see me talking to myself, don’t disturb me. i’m having a staff meeting

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

ngl the age i’m turning this year sounds serious and i don’t like it

[Jo @herewithmi]

i’m gonna start answering the phone by saying “talk to me”