Tay Copp

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Vivek Ramaswamy you’re a bitch and I hope Amy Acton beats your ass

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

The NFL forcing us to watch the Cowboys in primetime every week:

[Tay Copp @taylor_copp]

@Copp62 They have another one next week! 😡

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This may be the greatest uniform matchup of all time

[Zac Stevens @ZacStevens]

That was arguably the Broncos' best drive of the season.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

It’s Lake Ontario.

[lithping leetha @loothifer]

DOLLY PARTON BEFORE DONALD TRUMP ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME

[𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 🦇 @local_deadgirl]

I still feel like Hokum wasn’t talked about enough

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is so funny, because i didn’t forget, i just came to my senses

[Ian Riley @ianrileyx1996]

I'm sorry but there is no universe in which I'm not rooting for Linda Cardellini. Fuck them kids.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Two things I won’t do in the same day:
1. Buy groceries
2. Cook a meal with said groceries

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every 3 years a new water bottle brand completely oneshots middle class white women like clockwork

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

Im getting married in a SPORTS ARENA with 1000 GUESTS in the middle of A VERY BIG CITY but I don't want ANYONE TO KNOW ABOUT IT because I am a SHY AND RETIRING ROSE so NO PHONES at my ADAM SANDLER initiated PRIVATE SACRED CEREMONY of love

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

There’s somebody making $22,000/year in rural America going to bed right now that sincerely believes Donald Trump spent his whole day fighting for them.

[Tay Copp @taylor_copp]

@EdWarhammer @BDisgusting lol @ the fact that you reTWEET racist, hateful ass shit and hide behind a picture of a cat 😂

[Tay Copp @taylor_copp]

@BDisgusting It should just wait until Evil Dead comes out.. it’s still making way too much money!

[bri @floptrina5000]

realising ive taken it too far at the pregame

[Tay Copp @taylor_copp]

@jared_shult Bonnaroo??

[Tay Copp @taylor_copp]

@BootsRiley Not having seen Obsession yet is wild

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof