taylor

bitter hag

[steven @mynounswentpro]

the uncle doesn’t fall far from the pussy

[Saturday Night Network @thesnlnetwork]

Welcome to the #SNL cast Grace Reiter!

[Peter @melodramanfr]

where the fuck are weyes blood and caroline polachek

[jord 🦦 @freshwaterjord]

Any time I’m with my dad in public it’s like I’m taking an alien out on his first day here on earth

[rach 𖧧 @themariasbloom]

AND THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE YOUR MET GALA DEBUT OH MY GOD

[dany ⋆˙⟡ ⚢ @birdsofyuri]

we cant talk here. message me on the jeremy renner app.

[abigail @bilkanator]

if you like men’s sports that’s fine just please don’t do it in front of me

[-_- @sirenslop]

criminal line ❤️❤️❤️

[taylor @taylorafeldt]

Clocking in every day just for the chance to make @trixiemattel a Tito’s sprite 😸

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

trans person: im trans

society: ok

gay guy walking into the function: okay cuz THISSSS little piggy just got to the clerb bitchhhhhhhhh.

Mike Tyson trying to say shrimp: Thrimp

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

[taylor @taylorafeldt]

@youngneandrthal Pacific foods

[Ciroc Obama @frogg_gurl]

I’m at bars you’ve probably been to with lesbians you’ve definitely heard of

[blue 🔜 gpdf @wakababie]

donovan shouldn't be forced to do 7 jumps 3 spins and a step sequence he should have a las vegas residency and/or tour on a cruise ship

[jack ⚔️ @ukkopekkalsbian]

gay person: im gay

society: okay

that one lesbian friend you try to ignore: you should watch the pwhl

[PWHL @thepwhlofficial]

Aerin “Aerin Frankel” Frankel.

[cam @loopcombos]

i still cant believe that a team is actually skating to ai music on olympic ice you will die ten deaths and burn and burn and burn @heavyyoungheathens

[dream girl evil @taissaturners]

anyway! these canadian hockey players are gay married are at the top of their field and playing in the olympics (incredibly likely they’re going to medal!) so maybe you could ask the women’s sports bar to centre real queer women instead of fictional gay men

[َ @yaoillit]

Im seeing a chatgpt boycott being planned bc they donate to ice, but like why are yall using it in the first place?