Taylor Blades

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

This ruling was never about caring for people. It's always been about controlling them.

[Jasmine @Jassygirrl]

imagine being so desperate you gotta go pay for a rub and tug when you have a girlfriend. sister and i sure do know how to pick them, they even went together as a date LMAO

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

[trish @ultragloss]

women cant be blamed for having hundreds of screenshots we’ll never use in our photos app. it’s the gatherer instinct

[Taylor Blades @taylorblades]

“Jon, let’s go to the waterworld show!” “Uhhhh we don’t support that shit Tay.” ….. “Do you mean sea world???” “……Oh. Yeah. What’s waterworld?”

[Taylor Blades @taylorblades]

“People don’t realize that marriages bring EVERYONE together” I think that’s the whole point Jon…..

[Taylor Blades @taylorblades]

It’s hilarious to me that some of the people screaming “my body, my choice” about refusing the vaccine are also against abortions. Like honey, pick an argument and stick to it or just keep it to yourself. You can’t demand your “rights” while denying others of theirs.

[bear @iamblackbear]

can’t believe next week is august

time flies when u work every fucking day

[Taylor Blades @taylorblades]

@CourtDolinski Oh yes

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

ok i but i really can’t handle the fact that Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer were in love playing Ross and Rachel. not today.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

The man directly responsible for the chaos of today is Donald Trump, who has made it clear that he will do anything to remain in power – including insurrection and inciting violence. Trump will go down in history as the worst and most dangerous president in history.

[Albert Brooks @AlbertBrooks]

I’m a very suspicious person. Last year I wished everybody a happy new year and look what happened. So this year, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you.

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

you can reset your brain to factory settings by staring at the ocean for 45 mins

[trish @ultragloss]

girls we need to start ignoring our responsibilities so we can finish 600 page books in one night again.....we need to start stealing the main character’s personality for a few weeks until we find our new obsession again............

[Taylor Blades @taylorblades]

@Jassygirrl Ugh I wish, can’t wait till we live closer again someday 💖

[Taylor Blades @taylorblades]

So I decided to join 3 on 3 hockey this year and just had my first game in 5 years so if you see me limping for the rest of the week, mind ya business

[Taylor Blades @taylorblades]

My youngest sister was looking at baby pictures of herself and said “wow, I don’t miss my bang phase”... She’s 8.. For the love of god, nobody tell her that my bang phase lasted until I was 16

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

People of British Columbia! Please do not go out to parties and BBQs and other large gatherings! The COVID is still out there! It’s more fun to hang out alone and smoke weed and watch movies and TV shows anyway! Do that instead! Thank you!

[Cassie 🤍 @kittycassss]

My 2.5 year-old wore a mask for about 3 hours straight today. Didn’t take it off for a second, or complain.

I explained the importance, and how we wear it to keep EVERYBODY safe.

Apparently my toddler exhibits a level of empathy, maturity, and respect that grown adults cannot.

[god’s shittiest miracle @oatmilkmartini]

My favorite thing ever is when people say that college brainwashes you into being liberal. It’s almost as if....education...gives you perspective you otherwise wouldn’t have...and teaches you to think in different ways...and see things from other people’s shoes???