Taylor Emig

[Taylor Emig @tayloremig]

Guys, I’m getting married 😳😬😍

[Taylor Emig @tayloremig]

But thank goodness to my HOA, I have now been shamed and will spend my (lots and lots and lots) of free time taking care of that.

[Taylor Emig @tayloremig]

Apparently, when you are a home owner, you start to get weeds, and you’re supposed to take care of said weeds and pick them every once in awhile.

[Joey Graceffa @JoeyGraceffa]

I hate it when I make plans with somebody and they remember

[Taylor Emig @tayloremig]

2 Timothy 4:3

[Taylor Emig @tayloremig]

I love living in the suburbs. You hear one siren and there’s 500 posts on Facebook about all the “crime” in the neighborhood.

[Charlie Puth @charlieputh]

I’m nice.

[Taylor Emig @tayloremig]

Enjoy.

[Taylor Emig @tayloremig]

My coworker keeps hiding in my office and scaring me. She has filmed it every single time. We are up to 3 videos just today... don’t know if I should be flattered or irritated 🤣

[G ² @gnastysquared]

Girls love venmoing each other the same $5 back and forth like “shots on me bb 🥳🥰😇”

[Taylor Emig @tayloremig]

So all I’m trying to say is I married an actual angel. And why I felt the absolute need to tweet about this is beside me. But I’m sick so let’s just leave it at that. Girls, don’t marry less than an angel. (And treat them just as amazing)

[Taylor Emig @tayloremig]

And here’s what I want to say. The little things in marriage - those become the big things. Look for someone who doesn’t blink an eye at missing the rest of the vacation they have looked forward to.

[Taylor Emig @tayloremig]

My poor sweet husband has lived off room service for the last 48 hours and has stayed in the room with me most of the trip. And in the middle of the crying and the sickness he smiled and said “let’s go home baby”.

[Taylor Emig @tayloremig]

Josh and I booked our trip to Cancun 6 months ago and it’s all we’ve talked about. Like we have been SO EXCITED. we get here - and boom. I’m the sickest I have EVER been. Like cuddling the trash can in bed sick.

[Taylor Emig @tayloremig]

I’m about to tweet a million things because sometimes you just have some stuff to say. Mute me if you would like 🤪😊

[Taylor Emig @tayloremig]

I have one day of work left before I’m laying on the beach in Cancun. So if you’re wondering if I’ll be productive tomorrow - the answer is no.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

When you’ve been giving your boyfriend the silent treatment in the car the whole way home and then he asks if you want to stop for food https://t.co/Geh6VeUKJz

[Joey Graceffa @JoeyGraceffa]

my therapist: so you really plan on spending your weekend isolating yourself and doing absolutely nothing?
me:

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

Want to say one last thing before I’m off Twitter for the workday. Don’t let mean people make you mean. Hold onto kindness for dear life.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

“If you do not stand firm in your faith, then you will not stand at all.” Is.7:9b

Hold onto your faith, fellow Jesus-followers. It’s the only way we will stay on our feet in these earth-trembling times. Move off the shifting sand and onto the only Rock that cannot crumble.

[Taylor Emig @tayloremig]

@jksolver Last I checked the Bible only Jesus saves us.