Friend making $20/hr as a barista: “No worries bro, I"ll cover this one and you'll get the next one!”
Friend making $450k as a software engineer: “Can you Venmo me $3.62 for your share of the Uber ride?”
Judge tells man who murdered Michigan news anchor he should’ve killed himself.
“Try to commit suicide before you do any of this,” the judge told him. “Take yourself out so you don’t kill people and try to rape 5-year-olds.”
“Hey babe, imma be really busy today and can’t talk much, but i love you and i will hit you up as soon as I’m available to talk” 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢