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Hobbies include: Making a grocery list and forgetting it on the counter and only getting half the things I needed and more of the things I already have.

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@MorganMurphles My first thought is "wait, when did I get a car???"

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@psMertens Or, a shorter list of what people are NOT mad at (saves time) and you can assume everyone is mad at everything not on that list...

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@psMertens How much will you pay ME to wash your dishes (weekly flight costs to Seattle also falls under this fee)

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@psMertens Was this a shower thought???

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@mikezoller I would see if there are apartment rentals above the bar.....

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@psMertens "French Press For Me Day" opens up the option of French Press every day. LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE

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@MorganMurphles This is so accurate it hurts.

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@psMertens Probably just web-devs making sure the button works.

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@psMertens Winner winner room for (leftover) chicken dinner

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I like reorganizing. Sometimes it's not finding/learning something new, it's understanding something you already do/know better.

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@ADon245 Wait.... Tiger King was THIS year?!??????! 😵

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@crimsonemberbee @le_maroon BIG POGGERS

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@Therealsmills @crimsonemberbee BIG POGGERS

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@Therealsmills @aribeee_ @ConstraindChaos @Scarffo3 @ZachDigital @Cytusin1 @ManLikeMakinde @wetshrimp So... Does "imposter" suffer from impostor syndrome?

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@psMertens What was song that provided this new viewpoint?

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@psMertens @ABzenn10 I mean.... It IS Costco....

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@ericgaydos Oh... Is that not a normal thing to do?

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@ericgaydos Those moments when you feel "in the loop" when you know what a tweet is about even though there is only general/vague information provided 😆

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@ADon245 @psMertens Sounds like @ADon245 is on his "third" third bev then?

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I FREAKIN LOVE DAVE GROHL AND @foofighters
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