ACABinet Maker

Furniture maker by trade Ex-Floridian by reputation ☭

[ACABinet Maker @taylorlegado]

Im mildly positive I’m the oldest person in the Seattle screamo scene

[ACABinet Maker @taylorlegado]

My truck got stolen outside of a
Church and Im a pretty angry guy. However, I don’t like having outbursts in public. So I bottled up that rage. Now I wait for a random day for someone to not reply “how you doin” after I say hello first because this is Seattle and no one is polite

[ACABinet Maker @taylorlegado]

These kids are covering Silverstein

[ACABinet Maker @taylorlegado]

Bringing boy bobs back in style

[ACABinet Maker @taylorlegado]

In honor of our new pope I moved away from the Baptist church and moved next to the Catholic one.

[ACABinet Maker @taylorlegado]

@DoctorMacArthur

[ACABinet Maker @taylorlegado]

The chances of me being a father are slim but every night before they went to sleep we’d mosh our way to the bed to get the excess energy out and read Mao’s little red book to settle and reflect.

[ACABinet Maker @taylorlegado]

Not sure what’s happening in the apartment above me but it sounds like they shouldn’t be doing it alone.

[ACABinet Maker @taylorlegado]

Dude from Jordan said my hummus was really good.

[ACABinet Maker @taylorlegado]

Your train goes choo choo
My train goes chugachugachuga

[ACABinet Maker @taylorlegado]

@trav__xxx I wish my shit was a bit

[ACABinet Maker @taylorlegado]

I’m at that age in life where I take a photo of some shit and a lil taste of my finger is in it. Anyway made a wine room again

[ACABinet Maker @taylorlegado]

Accidentally grabbed a cherry Coke Zero. Not terrible but not amazing. Anyone saying they can’t tell the difference lives in a fairytale world though.

[ACABinet Maker @taylorlegado]

@judecomputer Illiterate to puns

[ACABinet Maker @taylorlegado]

Killermeter

[ACABinet Maker @taylorlegado]

Pickle ball is a disease

[ACABinet Maker @taylorlegado]

“I’ve never had ham and I’m really proud of that. How do you buy ham? Like what is it even?
-My beautiful Persian wife

[ACABinet Maker @taylorlegado]

35 is the year I started eating eggs. Good thing they are cheap now.

[ACABinet Maker @taylorlegado]

Might buy a bigger truck

[ACABinet Maker @taylorlegado]

Pretty good at typos

[ACABinet Maker @taylorlegado]

I miss fun religious mail

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

Just got a religious pamphlet in the mail that starts off by saying 9/11 happened cause God thought america deserved it lol