Taylor Longenecker

I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose... and a panther. ~Dwight K. Schrute

[Taylor Longenecker @taylorlongen]

When you get that Valntines Day snap from bae.🔥💯😍

[Cameron Magruder @ScooterMagruder]

We all rooting for the Chiefs right?

[Andy Herman @AndyHermanNFL]

Oh did the Eagles player recover right away and be down by contact before the other team ripped it away? Interesting. Very interesting.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

CLEAR HOLD

NO FLAG

MASSIVE IMPACT ON THE GAME

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

Give Jayden Daniels the MVP trophy 🏆

[MH @MG09123]

Maresca in the summer

[Dulles Airport (IAD) @Dulles_Airport]

😘😘😘

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Safe to say that Commanders announces Bram Weinstein and London Fletcher were excited at Zane Gonzalez's game-winning field goal.

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

The @Commanders gotta be in heaven

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

W

[Sam Fortier @Sam4TR]

Again: the RFK Stadium site bill prohibits using federal funds for "stadium purposes."

Several massive platforms -- including @elonmusk and the @nytimes Daily podcast -- have inaccurately said the bill would help pay for a stadium for the Washington Commanders. It would just give D.C. greater control of the land, and then the city could fight over whether to use local taxpayer funds to help build a new stadium.

Here's the bill text:

[The Athletic CFB @TheAthleticCFB]

First-ever FBS bowl win for @JMUFootball ✅

[JP Finlay @JPFinlayNBCS]

NFL refs: ‘That call is not reviewable. That’s all I have for you.’
ABSOLUTE JOKE

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

I FUCKING LOVE MY FOOTBALL CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction.

They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.

The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

[Ty @mceachern_ty]

Nothing says government efficiency like two people doing one job

[Wendell Pierce @WendellPierce]

Elections have consequences. The Supreme Court will be changed for a generation. I’ll never see a moderate court again in my lifetime. Alito and Thomas will step down and Trump will appoint 40 year old partisans to the bench. The damage he is about to inflict on our institutions the next 2 years will be irreparable.

[Addison Roeschley @addisonfreshley]

Any good alternative social medias to Twitter? Only use this one for memes and sports.