Taylor Pedersen

do what makes you happy

[reb @rebmasel]

what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing

[🅱️en @NoCloutBen]

when it’s 4am and mfs talking about “what’s the next move”

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

happy Father’s Day to the man who tucked me in and sang me to sleep every night at 10 pm

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Fathers Day text from my kid

[Court @Courtnayyy__]

Yall too damn grown for these anonymous Instagram questions

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i hate when ppl are like “i love winter!!” well now my fingies are cold. happy now ???? is this what you wanted ??

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

Folks coming back to work from covid after being quarantined for only five days

[🐌 @Wheeema]

Why older people hate weed when they generation did crack 😂😂😂

[Drew @itslithoe]

I love driving alone cause if the song slaps ima play it 18 times in a row

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

Life was good when Snapple was served in glass bottles.

[James @CaucasianJames]

lactose intolerant twitter, how does this make u feel. is ur little tummy upset

[Ryan  @RyRy_walker]

A cold Dr. Pepper can fix a lot of problems

[Anttt 🧞‍♂️ @kingsonly_]

Why do people wait til the New Year to cut people off ? You piss me off on July 13th your ass is grass on July 13th what the hell🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Roxy @roxyarecco]

My period lasts longer than the CDC’s new quarantine recommendation