Taylor Rutledge

Wishing I was in London.

[Taylor Rutledge @taylorrrut]

@MattBellassai I

[buttercup 🌼 @milknketamine]

i want a whole episode of just alexis giving us her wild backstory #SchittsCreek

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

the world is dark and the only thing giving me life is this

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

*sweating profusely* im........ im the pig

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

we stan a greasy unkempt king coddling farm animals in designer clothes

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i like to imagine the great british bake off exists in the hunger games universe and mary berry secretly murders each eliminated baker as they leave the tent

[Taylor Rutledge @taylorrrut]

@kgray30 @Suits_USA I was thinking of doing that!! Tell me how it is.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

happy fourth of july to harry styles only

[Taylor Rutledge @taylorrrut]

@JosephMorgan in @cworiginals is the greatest performance ever on television. There I said it. #KlausMikaelson #alwaysandforever

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

so when harry styles brings a chicken into a fish and chip shop it's fashion but when i do it the police are like "you need to get up off the floor and put your clothes back on" https://t.co/YUSKBQkxPj

[Taylor Rutledge @taylorrrut]

Same. https://t.co/sd3LURgEAG

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i literally JUST finished binging all of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and now it’s being taken away from me and this is why i have commitment issues

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

happy easter to harry styles only

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

me realizing if im ever gonna trap a british husband im gonna have to move across the atlantic and also probably put in effort

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

every husband on any HGTV show is gay and i won’t hear otherwise

[Taylor Rutledge @taylorrrut]

IT’S SNOWING!! ❄️☃️

[Taylor Rutledge @taylorrrut]

@Club_PEGuin I love him https://t.co/4CDjxmlLsz

[Us Weekly @usweekly]

#EverythingIsAwful author @MattBellassai shares 25 things you don't know about him: https://t.co/htAe5JYdln

[Taylor Rutledge @taylorrrut]

My show ❤️ https://t.co/bqSrpTNDq2

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

22 “The Golden Girls” one-liners that’ll make you laugh every damn time https://t.co/yTvq3tf3Aw

[Taylor Rutledge @taylorrrut]

Mom:*answers a trivia question correctly. Mom: "I truly amaze myself every day."

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i refuse to touch anything in antique shops because i don't wanna get sucked into anybody's horcrux