tallywacker taylor

where is my phone?????!

[tallywacker taylor @taylorsoley]

jesus was only 5′10″ but he could still dunk.

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fucked up history majors

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i just learned that seminary house never burned down and I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT DID

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bye bitch 👋🏼

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hello mtv welcome to my crib

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@ErinLynnN HI IM ARWEN

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@Casssidyysmith come see me bb

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I refuse to spell Grima Wormtongue’s name with the accent over the I because honestly he doesn’t deserve that diacritic.

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@jillburgoyne_ FUCK them

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wtf am i doing

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concept: lord of the rings where everything’s the same except the hobbits are the tall ones, and everyone else is smol hobbit-size. 6-foot fall frodo but tiny gandalf, tiny aragorn, tiny legolas, tiny saruman and orcs, tiny sauron, etc

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@_rebeccaevans it’s fine

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@laurennmacleann such a rollercoaster, keep updating plz

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Rachel @Maddow is a brilliant journalist, but this news was too much for her. It’s too much for me too. https://t.co/EoZ4y5bIit

[wait @yepcole]

holes are for rabbits

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

30 year old Ian McKellen would have ruined my life.

[tallywacker taylor @taylorsoley]

@_rebeccaevans IM GONNA THROW UP

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so kim kardashian met with president donald trump to talk about prison reform??? america is a fucking joke

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Kid Voice: “Mommy, I saw a pussy. Can’t wait to shoot eleven people.” https://t.co/5v19CfpKDp

[tallywacker taylor @taylorsoley]

actually it would have been really fucking funny if the monster controlled by the heir of slytherin, as founded by slithery snake von snakepants, was in fact a giant furry spider