Taylor P. Miller

Fake Blonde. My stomach prolly hurts rn

[Taylor P. Miller @taymillzy]

Don’t let him “Happy Insurrection Day Anniversary” his way back into your life today.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

It’s game day. Let’s win this.

[Taylor P. Miller @taymillzy]

The 3rd episode of my podcast is live. Give it a listen and take Sammy out on a date.

https://t.co/WfSRtNslAm

[Taylor P. Miller @taymillzy]

He sounds like every Hinge guy I’ve been out with this year.

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

"I have concepts of a plan."

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America got to see tonight the leader I’ve been proud to work alongside for three and a half years. Wasn’t even close. VP Harris proved she’s the best choice to lead our nation forward. We’re not going back.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners.

We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.

[drew @hydratedangel]

moderator: you have 1 minute

trump

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

If Donald Trump was talking like this at Thanksgiving you’d take his keys.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Donald Trump has been prosecuted for national security crimes, economic crimes, election interference—and has been found liable for sexual assault.

Let’s be clear: I will always stand for the rule of law.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Vice President Harris: Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people. Clearly he is having a very difficult time processing that

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

All night he talked about himself and about her.

She, by contrast, talked about you.

Because that’s who she works for.

[Taylor P. Miller @taymillzy]

I’m not dating to marry. I’m dating to have a reason to clean my apartment when they come over.

[Taylor P. Miller @taymillzy]

Your partner should never ask you your body count. And if they do, the only acceptable answer should be, “the exact right amount for the journey that lead me to you”.

[Taylor P. Miller @taymillzy]

Do you think birds look down on us and they’re like “It’s so sad that humans can’t fly. Thank God I’m a bird”.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

No job is more important and more difficult than teaching our nation’s children.

And yet, the starting pay for teachers in almost 40% of our school districts is less than $40K annually.

Let me be clear: No public school teacher in America should make less than $60K a year.

[Taylor P. Miller @taymillzy]

Do you think Joe’s forcing himself not to listen to Taylor’s new album in the same way I never let myself watch my ex’s story.

[Taylor P. Miller @taymillzy]

Beards are boy makeup. Hats are boy Botox.

[Taylor P. Miller @taymillzy]

Gypsy Roses’ story crushes Bechdel.