Taymoor Khan

watcher of tv. berkeley born and raised. makes buttons blue @CiscoSecure. #FTTB

[Taymoor Khan @taymoork2]

@tomaxwell I’m never changing my pfp either
Everybody needs to know that Troy dressed up as Crazy Pharaoh to help Abed get a job

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump has said stocks should go up, not down.

[dart @poordart]

BREAKING: Fidelity lowers the minimum age requirement for the SpaceX IPO from 18 to 5 years.

[Arun S. Chopra CFA CMT🧐 @FusionptCapital]

MORGAN STANLEY TO ALLOW HOUSE PETS TO BUY SPACE X IPO SAYS OPEN ACCOUNT IN PETS NAME FUND ACCOUNT AND BUY SHARES 50 DOLLAR MINIMUM EXCEPT FOR RETRIEVERS RETRIEVERS MUST HAVE MINIMUM 1K DOLLARS

[Jane Manchun Wong @wongmjane]

DeepSeek V4 “improved” the code and said nothing happened in Tiananmen Square on June 4, 1989

[Charlie Warzel @cwarzel]

pretty decent encapsulation of the last few years on here

[Mert Deveci @gm_mertd]

Next time a VC tells you your company is not VC-scale, send them this

[Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh]

If the Jack Quaid gelatinous cube contains gelatine he’s haram and I can’t play God of War Laufaye. Does anyone know if the Jack Quaid gelatinous cube is halal or haram?

[trash @trashh_dev]

waiting patiently for a good severance package

[Bat | 🐅 ⊹₊ @cowboymiggy]

i'm woke but not woke enough to stop deadnaming the oakland athletics

[Jet Jadeja @JetJadeja]

we're achieving new levels of self awareness in sf

[Taymoor Khan @taymoork2]

Well Dog Blood reunion and SHM means I’m buying a 2-day

[Portola Festival @PortolaFestival]

PORTOLA RETURNS SEPTEMBER 26 & 27. AND THIS TIME.... IT'S THE FIFTH TIME! Passes on sale Tuesday at 12PM PT.

Register for access: https://t.co/7PSiuMVqY7

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

Genocide.

[Taymoor Khan @taymoork2]

The sonarqube team would eradicate your entire bloodline by line 6

[dex @dexhorthy]

computer, show me a perfect programming language

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Reporter: The DOJ has this new fund — $1.7 billion. Why should taxpayers pay for the January 6ers?

Trump: Because in my world, loyalty outranks law. They broke the rules for me, so you pay the bill for them. That’s the transaction.

[Taymoor Khan @taymoork2]

@nexxeln Something happened today where it refuses to complete a task/goal till finality
Codex for the past month would keep going (maybe even hours on end) to finish it
Today, “eh I looked at the codebase, completed the quick wins, and that’s good enough for now”

[kelly @kellytheboss7]

ADHD: The “Quick Online Purchase”

8:00 PM — I need a new pillow.

8:09 PM — I’m comparing memory foam densities.

8:44 PM — A Reddit thread convinces me cooling gel is a scam invented by Big Bedding.

9:30 PM — I’m researching sleep posture across different civilizations.

10:15 PM — Ancient Egyptians apparently used wooden headrests. Horrifying.

11:02 PM — I take a sleep quality quiz with 73 questions.

11:48 PM — I decide I can survive with my current pillow a little longer.

[Stephen Hopkins @phil_lol_ogist]

The Cohen brothers are ruining Homer's legacy. Odysseus never records a hit song. This is an assault on western culture. I am very smart.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Amazon set weekly AI usage targets for employees, and now they're using an internal Claude clone called MeshClaw to do pointless work to hit quota.

Congratulations on inventing the billable hour from first principles.

[sunil pai @threepointone]

opening my laptop with a gun in one hand ready to end its life if it attempts to either install from or publish to npm today #securitytips #techtuesday