So sad that kids today spend so much time online. When we were kids we were always outside throwing rocks at one another, smoking, lighting small fires, stealing car hood ornaments, shoplifting, trying drugs... one time I drank gasoline.
Going to bed knowing I am going to do nothing but watch football ALL DAMN DAY tomorrow has me ready for bed at 9:00pm. Sweet dreams friends, the wait is over.
oh wtf it’s august already? great. that doesn’t make me feel like time is fleeting & summer gets shorter every year & i’m getting older with every passing day ha ha nope this is fine
You know what? Pineapple DOES belong on pizza. Because pineapple has bromelain, which is an enzyme that helps support digestion. Pineapple on pizza is basically a digestive enzyme.
Tonight when I was serving an old lady told me ‘it’s a shame you have your ears pierced because you’re such a handsome young man’ yeah well idk how to tell you this ma’am but chances are your granddaughters nipples taste like quarters so do you want ranch w your wings or what
#WhatstheFineWednesday - S 12(1), Bylaw 9900 for Regina - Blocking an intersection (entering an intersection without being able to clear it) is a $125 fine. See this all the time at rush hour, keep in mind you're not more important than everybody else on the road @reginapolice