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[taycon @tayycon]

Literally nothing makes my dog happier than laying in the sun

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

It's fucking 2026 man the breakfast menu should be available all day. You never know what someone is going thru

[olivia b @heyoliviaaaaa]

I’m not sure Montauk will survive this #SummerHouse

[Summer's Eye @HellsBitchen_]

Casting director at ABC who insisted Taylor Frankie Paul be the bachelorette

[hunter @3gpmh]

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

[Eggsquisite Armantè M.F.A 🥚 @ExquisiteWill]

.@taylorswift13 idk if you know but the succession cast is free on Friday if you wanna record the Father Figure mv

[Mike Bloom @AMikeBloomType]

This is my Barbenheimer

#TheTraitorsUS #ThePitt

[chance @chanceposts]

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

rest in peace, rob reiner 💔

[Erin ✨ @erinluckyone]

just remembered i literally went to the eras tour

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

This kind of shit is how you KNOW the government isn’t hiding aliens from us

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

June 5th best breakup date !!!!

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

LET ME HOST THE REUNION! 🇺🇸

[prance @bocxtop]

elon’s ketamine plug needs to put in work today, we can have him admit election interference and put this app up for sale by tonight if bro locks in

[إسم @beIovederen]

this is how outie mark was talking to innie in that cabin 😭😭😭

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

the writing in severance really is next fucking level because last night i was ready to run mark s. down with a truck but today i’m reading this tweet nodding like yeah i get it i’d risk it all for 10 more minutes with my girl too

[إسم @beIovederen]

outie mark told innie mark “please kill yourself please pleaaaase ❤️” and innie mark SITLL saved his outies wife and you LOSERS are mad at the INNIES?

[emma :) @mckinnonssnl]

petition to let him do this at the emmys

[em @embiscuits]

this is the “cruel evil smirk” u guys are making up in ur own brains btw