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[Zack Fox @zackfox]

the AI can’t sell no crack tho

[ɐllıʇɹoʇ @Tazar38]

Every consignment store MUST have a shake weight. Thems the rules

[ɐllıʇɹoʇ @Tazar38]

@mack_flan I FEEL this but I’m always pouty bc the rotisserie chickens are never ready

[ɐllıʇɹoʇ @Tazar38]

That category of people who call it “all timers” instead of Alzheimer’s

[ɐllıʇɹoʇ @Tazar38]

@TPfy13 I get why tho 😤

[ɐllıʇɹoʇ @Tazar38]

People who put gatorades on the wall of the cart think they’re so revolutionary

[ɐllıʇɹoʇ @Tazar38]

@Syd_shed3 Boooooo 😤👎 you radiate love any size

[ɐllıʇɹoʇ @Tazar38]

@mack_flan Start with that cake 👀

[ɐllıʇɹoʇ @Tazar38]

It’s called live a life worth documenting

[ɐllıʇɹoʇ @Tazar38]

Not me sneaking an entire charcuterie board into the movies 🤷‍♀️

[ɐllıʇɹoʇ @Tazar38]

High pain tolerance but low discomfort tolerance ya know?

[ɐllıʇɹoʇ @Tazar38]

@Syd_shed3 Ur done

[ɐllıʇɹoʇ @Tazar38]

I scroll thru the homies likes to get a quick lil cackle in 👀😂😅

[ɐllıʇɹoʇ @Tazar38]

I just miss the black eyed peas

[ɐllıʇɹoʇ @Tazar38]

I am SO crabby this cancer szn how on brand 😤🦀

[ɐllıʇɹoʇ @Tazar38]

@mack_flan

[trash jones @jzux]

if i saw a minion in real life i would put it in the microwave

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

even if the founding fathers all worked together, they wouldn’t be able to complete crash bandicoot 1

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

She's a ten but she's actually two fives stacked in a trench coat