Toby Baker

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[Toby Baker @tbaker627]

To the women who sat down next to me at the airport terminal and immediately started handing out homemade Jell-O shots to everyone: God bless you. I’ve missed strangers so much.

[Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet]

LET THE SPICE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
https://t.co/OnqkJHnMKB

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Make sure you have a plan to vote this fall—and just as important, make sure your friends and family do too.
https://t.co/3D8depgEhk

[Toby Baker @tbaker627]

My neighbor recently got a rooster....so that’s great.

[Toby Baker @tbaker627]

@Delta Carline checking bags at the Indianapolis airport helped my friends and I get on an earlier flight after they had changed last minute. Awesome customer service! Give that woman a raise, or at least some good coffee.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Vote.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

College seniors, take it from me: you don't need a commencement ceremony to sit outside in the blazing heat, pretending you're not hungover.

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

At the end of all this, let’s try to remember that the geniuses who told us not to worry about coronavirus are the same geniuses telling us not to worry about #climatechange

[Toby Baker @tbaker627]

John: “What’s the difference between artichoke and tuna?”

Me: *stares blankly*

J: “I know they are both fish, but what’s the difference?”

Me: *stares blankly*

J: “Wait, am I thinking of anchovies?”

#Quarantinestories

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

It’s official! #Oscars

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Just saw @LittleWomen, which I’ll probably see a dozen times. It’s completely stunning and doctors should prescribe it. Go go go.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Hundreds of thousands of young people across the world began pouring into the streets on Friday for a day of global climate protest. Rarely, if ever, has the modern world witnessed a youth movement so large and wide. https://t.co/Gn33j92DD7

[Toby Baker @tbaker627]

@Toria_Callow In transit.

[Toby Baker @tbaker627]

Just remembered that I bought a cilantro plant 8 weeks ago. I am now re-excited about that super fresh tase I’ll have in all the guac I make!

[Toby Baker @tbaker627]

All I want for Christmas is currently playing at the Starbucks I’m at. I’m both confused and annoyed.

[Toby Baker @tbaker627]

A quote from John’s existential coloring book to end your night. Feat. @yesha_gurl

[GRAMMYS @RecordingAcad]

Congrats Album Of The Year winner - 'Golden Hour' @KaceyMusgraves #GRAMMYs

[Bill Werde @BillWerde]

I wonder if once the NFL realized that Maroon 5 was the best they could do, if any serious thought was given to simply screening video of Beyoncé’s 2013 halftime show instead. #superbowl

[Toby Baker @tbaker627]

@alexismckenzie_

[HBO @HBO]

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