Tim

[Tim @tbatty83]

@daynnsbartlett This is good

[Tim @tbatty83]

In order to save grandma and grandpa we need to act like them.
Stay indoors and follow their daily routine. Minus the racism, skip that part

[Tim @tbatty83]

@Callaghan_11 I'm stealing this... Thank you

[Tim @tbatty83]

@JaredHenriques The happy ending we all needed

[Tim @tbatty83]

@maddiechef @MorganWallen Putting all your eggs in this basket huh

[Tim @tbatty83]

@JaredHenriques @AdamMcGilvray Drying your hands on your pants also works...

What's living life on the other side like?

[Marty James McFly @Jim_m_c_Loud]

#BellLetsTalk

[Tim @tbatty83]

@AidanClifford26 Sounds like a job for Prestige Worldwide

[Tim @tbatty83]

@HeyIts_Luke Who is making you go to clubs? Just say no?

[Tim @tbatty83]

@JaredHenriques All dogs named Bruce have expensive taste.

[Tim @tbatty83]

@AidanClifford26 Garfield 1978

[Tim @tbatty83]

@TacoBellCanada pepto bismol

[Tim @tbatty83]

Worked with a guy today who actually believes the earth is flat... here are the funniest / dumbest things he said.
1. Outer space doesn't exist.
2. Commercial planes fly at 3,000 feet, can't go any higher
3. If you go far enough in any direction, you run into a 2 mile high wall.

[Tim @tbatty83]

I hope my dog thinks I'm a good boy too

[Tim @tbatty83]

@MatthewMorrow_ Me too

[Tim @tbatty83]

Explain to me how someone who can't successfully put a lid on a coffee is worth 14 bucks an hour.
I type with burnt coffee hands

[Tim @tbatty83]

@cassiebeach2 Lol as I read this

[Tim @tbatty83]

Someone opened a rogers phone account in my name. Ran up a huge bill and bailed. I'm one of those familys.

[Tim @tbatty83]

@farrahtesta @zbauman73 We are playing in two different leagues.