Tony Pizza

I’m telling my kids this is Instagram

[Tony Pizza @Callaghan_11]

Kinda fucked up to name a kid Dewey

[Tony Pizza @Callaghan_11]

When a rapper mentions their glock I like to picture them foolin around on one of these bad boys

[Tony Pizza @Callaghan_11]

You probably should be able to believe it’s not butter because almost everything is not butter

[Tony Pizza @Callaghan_11]

Uber Eats is really great for when you want to spend $63 on a $17 meal

[Tony Pizza @Callaghan_11]

@isaacjeffers13 hero

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Two fanbases coming together for one common goal 👟

[Tony Pizza @Callaghan_11]

I will not watch until the end and I will certainly not follow for part 2

[Tony Pizza @Callaghan_11]

What do u mean I didn't win lol I ate way more wet t-shirts than anybody else

[Tony Pizza @Callaghan_11]

Catch me at the function napping

[Tony Pizza @Callaghan_11]

https://t.co/AKoasnPur6 if you’re interested in how nutrition plays a role in mental health

[Tony Pizza @Callaghan_11]

@StoreFrontExp

[Tony Pizza @Callaghan_11]

Da Baby on board

[Rolf Degen @DegenRolf]

Meta-analysis: Studies of the effectiveness of interventions based on multiple intelligences theory had been too unintelligently conducted to justify their use in the classroom. https://t.co/QMpO1JtTz4

[Tony Pizza @Callaghan_11]

You can always count on your fingers

[Tony Pizza @Callaghan_11]

Babe are u ok? You’ve hardly touched your gas pedal

[Tony Pizza @Callaghan_11]

@cassyns @gattjoey Welcome to the revolution

[Tony Pizza @Callaghan_11]

Others might argue the perfect date is April 25, because it’s not too hot and not too cold - all you need is a light jacket

[sucks @powerbottomdad1]

some men think a great date is when they get to explain something for 4 hours and the woman does a lot of nodding

[Dr. Sus @_symposium_]

I’m just tossing this note in a bottle out to sea to let u know I sent a carrier pigeon

[Tony Pizza @Callaghan_11]

You can’t tell me this man isn’t made of papier mache

[Tony Pizza @Callaghan_11]

4-€¥€$ gang squad up

[Eyewitness News @ABC7NY]

Coronavirus: Glasses wearers less likely to get COVID, study says https://t.co/XjGwYUMjiU

[Tony Pizza @Callaghan_11]

For Lent this year I am simply giving up