Behold: the final boss of suburbia.
This absolute reformed swamplord looked at a $40 pop-up tent, some 2x4s, and a John Deere, then declared war on sweating forever. You can take the Florida out of the sticks, but the sticks just built him a mobile yard command center with 100% shade and zero shits given.
He’s not mowing grass—he’s piloting a rolling redneck yacht through HOA waters, sipping victory while the neighbors rage-type on Nextdoor. One-man parade at 5 mph, full tiki bar vibes, eyesore upgraded to engineering legend.
Unfiltered Florida genius. Peak evolution. 🌴🍺
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🎙️This week on #EABOfficeHours#Podcast, EAB’s Jennifer Lerner sat down with @tbcavanagh and @JocelynWidmer, co-authors of The Chief Online Learning Officers’ Guidebook, to explore the evolving and strategic role of the Chief Online Learning Officer.
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Shameless plug! All of my published novels are now available on audio, including my first: Murderland! If you like to listen to your books (as I do), check ‘em out!
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find out more about the new COLO Guidebook and consider buying it for yourself or pointing a colleague to it as an important resource for better serving our varied potential learner populations in #highered. https://t.co/YvPYqdeqTx
Thanks to Josh Kim and @insidehighered for featuring Jocelyn Widmer and me to talk about our new book, The Chief Online Learning Officers' Guidebook. (And thanks also to Josh for being a contributor to the book!)
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TOPcast ep187 "Instructional designers are equipped to disseminate effective course design and teaching practices at scale in a way that is learner-centric, in a way that benefits today's learners.... They're as much of a scholar of their field as the chemistry professor...."
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Unboxing! Thrilled to share my latest book, a nonfiction professional resource co-authored with Jocelyn Widmer and endorsed by UPCEA. The Chief Online Learning Officers’ Guidebook: a Framework for Strategy and Practice in Higher Education! Super proud of how it turned out.
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hear the whole conversation with Sasha and then consider checking out her book! worth a listen if you want to more successfully add online program student enrollments. https://t.co/ymheDZJ3gv