Ξnrico Del Fante🦇🔊🐼🕯️🐡🦓

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[Francesca Albanese, UN Special Rapporteur oPt @FranceskAlbs]

BREAKING! Israel massacres Gaza families in their sleep again.

Most victims are children, again.
Over 31 months Israel has:
KILLED 20K of them (UNICEF)
ORPHANED 39K (PCBS)
AMPUTATED 4K (UNICEF) among 7K left permanently disabled.

Diplomats & int'l media in Tel Aviv: how do you?

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

What kind of monsters use a quadcopter drone to specifically aim and target a breast feeding baby with a headshot?

Quadcopters has thermal imagery. It has infrared heat cameras which can tell you the shape of the body to detect that this is a child who appears on the screen.

What kind of people are your soldiers, and what kind of peoples are your leaders that would inculcate a culture that soldiers feel free to do this.

[Ξnrico Del Fante🦇🔊🐼🕯️🐡🦓 @tbenr]

Just in case your info-bubble is insulated
https://t.co/gtxchdx5UH

[Ξnrico Del Fante🦇🔊🐼🕯️🐡🦓 @tbenr]

@parithosh_j @VitalikButerin Have you tried https://t.co/SG7oYywngH ?

[Ξnrico Del Fante🦇🔊🐼🕯️🐡🦓 @tbenr]

@potuz_eth You deserve it ;-)

[Ξnrico Del Fante🦇🔊🐼🕯️🐡🦓 @tbenr]

@potuz_eth @aave Fully agree

[Ξnrico Del Fante🦇🔊🐼🕯️🐡🦓 @tbenr]

@trent_vanepps @ProtocolGuild You did an incredible job! Thank you!!
Happy to hear you'll continue following PG 😅

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

Steve Sweeney speaks out following his targeting by Israeli forces in southern Lebanon

[Ξnrico Del Fante🦇🔊🐼🕯️🐡🦓 @tbenr]

@TrustlessState @songadaymann @songadaymann, there is nothing we can do. David won't ever directly comment about the crimes against humanity Israel is committing. The answer will always be "... but Hammas" "... but look at Iran" etc.
Number of tweets about Gaza since 7 Oct: 0. Since Iran protests: n each day.

[Ξnrico Del Fante🦇🔊🐼🕯️🐡🦓 @tbenr]

Mentre al sud si contano i danni provocati dal ciclone (si parla di 1 Miliardo), @GiorgiaMeloni canta vittoria sulla revisione di limiti sulle missioni CO2 e data stop ai motori termici fatta in EU, adducendo a motivazioni economiche. Cc @FerdinandoC

[Ξnrico Del Fante🦇🔊🐼🕯️🐡🦓 @tbenr]

@benjaminion_xyz @ethereumfndn What a great news!

[Ξnrico Del Fante🦇🔊🐼🕯️🐡🦓 @tbenr]

@AmMuroch @potuz_eth So, similarly, you shouldn't see the value in famous sport players or film actors to stand up for human rights.Everyone should remain in their bubble and never express opinions outside what is perceived as their domain.All muted, passively watching the shit unfolding.
I smell 🇮🇱

[Pooja Ranjan | ranjan.eth @poojaranjan19]

Join me representing @ECHInstitute with other participating projects in @OctantApp epoch 10
https://t.co/6YTIdSsqQc

[Ξnrico Del Fante🦇🔊🐼🕯️🐡🦓 @tbenr]

Poetry

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Update from Microsoft.

Teams is down.

Messages are delayed.

Some aren't arriving at all.

We're investigating.

Investigating means the AI is investigating.

The AI that wrote the code.

That broke the code.

That is now debugging the code.

It's a closed loop.

Very efficient.

A user asked why their message didn't send.

I said "we're observing recovery in our telemetry."

They asked what that means.

I don't know what that means.

But the dashboard is green now.

Green means fixed.

Fixed means we changed the threshold for green.

The messages are still delayed.

But the dashboard doesn't know that.

Dashboards don't use Teams.

Someone on the infrastructure team tried to escalate.

Via Teams.

The escalation is still pending.

Somewhere in the queue.

With everyone else's messages.

The irony wasn't lost on them.

But the message was.

We have a backup communication channel.

It's email.

Email is also having issues.

Unrelated, obviously.

The root cause is under analysis.

Analysis means we asked the AI.

The AI said "no issues detected."

The AI wrote the detection system.

It detects what it wants to detect.

Very self-aware.

Not in the good way.

Last quarter I said 30% of our code is AI-written.

Teams is closer to 45%.

We were proud of that.

Past tense.

The AI optimized the message queue.

It optimized it to zero.

Zero messages. Zero latency.

Technically correct.

The best kind of correct.

Enterprise customers are asking for an RCA.

RCA means Root Cause Analysis.

The root cause is velocity.

We shipped faster than we understood.

Understanding isn't in the OKRs.

Shipping is.

We shipped.

Someone asked when Teams will be fixed.

I said "we're continuing our analysis."

Continuing means we started.

Analysis means looking.

Looking means hoping it fixes itself.

It usually does.

If you refresh enough.

Refresh is the user's responsibility.

We provide the experience.

They provide the resilience.

That's partnership.

The outage started at 2:30 PM ET.

Right before the holidays.

Millions of workers couldn't message their teams.

Some called it a disaster.

I called it "an unplanned wellness moment."

Productivity is a spectrum.

We're exploring the lower end.

The AI has proposed a fix.

The fix requires a deployment.

The deployment system uses Teams for notifications.

The notifications are delayed.

We're in a loop.

The loop is also AI-designed.

Very elegant.

From a certain angle.

Satya asked for a status update.

I sent it via Teams.

He hasn't responded.

I assume he's thinking about it.

The stock is up 2% today.

Outages don't move markets.

Narratives do.

The narrative is "AI efficiency."

The reality is "Teams is down."

But reality isn't in the earnings call.

The narrative is.

We're committed to reliability.

Reliability means it worked yesterday.

Yesterday is our SLA.

Thank you for your patience.

Patience means you have no choice.

We're in your enterprise agreement.

For three more years.

The circle of innovation continues.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Update from Microsoft.

Teams is down.

Messages are delayed.

Some aren't arriving at all.

We're investigating.

Investigating means the AI is investigating.

The AI that wrote the code.

That broke the code.

That is now debugging the code.

It's a closed loop.

Very efficient.

A user asked why their message didn't send.

I said "we're observing recovery in our telemetry."

They asked what that means.

I don't know what that means.

But the dashboard is green now.

Green means fixed.

Fixed means we changed the threshold for green.

The messages are still delayed.

But the dashboard doesn't know that.

Dashboards don't use Teams.

Someone on the infrastructure team tried to escalate.

Via Teams.

The escalation is still pending.

Somewhere in the queue.

With everyone else's messages.

The irony wasn't lost on them.

But the message was.

We have a backup communication channel.

It's email.

Email is also having issues.

Unrelated, obviously.

The root cause is under analysis.

Analysis means we asked the AI.

The AI said "no issues detected."

The AI wrote the detection system.

It detects what it wants to detect.

Very self-aware.

Not in the good way.

Last quarter I said 30% of our code is AI-written.

Teams is closer to 45%.

We were proud of that.

Past tense.

The AI optimized the message queue.

It optimized it to zero.

Zero messages. Zero latency.

Technically correct.

The best kind of correct.

Enterprise customers are asking for an RCA.

RCA means Root Cause Analysis.

The root cause is velocity.

We shipped faster than we understood.

Understanding isn't in the OKRs.

Shipping is.

We shipped.

Someone asked when Teams will be fixed.

I said "we're continuing our analysis."

Continuing means we started.

Analysis means looking.

Looking means hoping it fixes itself.

It usually does.

If you refresh enough.

Refresh is the user's responsibility.

We provide the experience.

They provide the resilience.

That's partnership.

The outage started at 2:30 PM ET.

Right before the holidays.

Millions of workers couldn't message their teams.

Some called it a disaster.

I called it "an unplanned wellness moment."

Productivity is a spectrum.

We're exploring the lower end.

The AI has proposed a fix.

The fix requires a deployment.

The deployment system uses Teams for notifications.

The notifications are delayed.

We're in a loop.

The loop is also AI-designed.

Very elegant.

From a certain angle.

Satya asked for a status update.

I sent it via Teams.

He hasn't responded.

I assume he's thinking about it.

The stock is up 2% today.

Outages don't move markets.

Narratives do.

The narrative is "AI efficiency."

The reality is "Teams is down."

But reality isn't in the earnings call.

The narrative is.

We're committed to reliability.

Reliability means it worked yesterday.

Yesterday is our SLA.

Thank you for your patience.

Patience means you have no choice.

We're in your enterprise agreement.

For three more years.

The circle of innovation continues.

[Ξnrico Del Fante🦇🔊🐼🕯️🐡🦓 @tbenr]

@zilm13 @Kotkoa Yours?

[Ξnrico Del Fante🦇🔊🐼🕯️🐡🦓 @tbenr]

a 15 blobs block on mainnet

https://t.co/7txjw3H5M0

🦓

[Ξnrico Del Fante🦇🔊🐼🕯️🐡🦓 @tbenr]

@zilm13 finally 1.5 volts rechargeable :)

[Ξnrico Del Fante🦇🔊🐼🕯️🐡🦓 @tbenr]

The dev version of "don't trust, verify"

[Ξnrico Del Fante🦇🔊🐼🕯️🐡🦓 @tbenr]

The biggest demo I have ever attended. Huuuge! 🇵🇸

[Radio Onda d'Urto @radiondadurto]

🇵🇸ROMA: 1 MILIONE DI PERSONE IN PIAZZA PER LA PALESTINA.

Rome (Italy): the day after a massive #generalstrike 1 MILION people at the national demo for a free Palestine.

Ascolta su https://t.co/uR8aAJgPhS