David Andersen

[David Andersen @tbhride]

@Delta and now, after waiting a full 8 hours on hold to cancel my flight THE CALL DISCONNECTED! Wasn't even touching my phone when it happened. I am PREVENTED from cancelling my flight on your website AFTER YOU CHANGED MY ITINERARY! OPEN UP YOUR WEBSITE OR HIRE MORE OPERATORS!!!!

[David Andersen @tbhride]

@Delta you changed my itinerary so my connecting flights no longer line up. My flight is literally no good anymore. Website won't let me cancel my flight. Been on hold for nearly 8 hours straight so far, no joke, trying to get hold of operator and no end in site. Please help!

[David Andersen @tbhride]

Hey @IKEAUSA your website's customer service form is not working for me so I called and spent 45 mins on hold waiting for someone to pick up. No one ever did. How can I order extra parts for my shelf? article #002.422.78

[David Andersen @tbhride]

@Sporkypants oh noes

[David Andersen @tbhride]

#StarWars #TheForceAwakens #spoileralert Luke kills Dumbledore!

[HAL 9000 @HAL9000_]

The worst Star Wars spoiler is the one that Luke Skywalker added to his X-Wing as part of his mid life crisis.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

FYI: If you spoil #StarWars #TheForceAwakens for anyone, they are legally allowed to set fire to your car.

[David Andersen @tbhride]

@Sporkypants https://t.co/BJV9OIHW1P

[Matt Tarrant @MattTarrant]

My mates are no longer speaking to me because I "talk too much about video games". What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4.

[David Andersen @tbhride]

@Sporkypants https://t.co/oTmDVSy4o7

[Riker Googling @RikerGoogling]

do holodeck safeties prevent spanking

[David Andersen @tbhride]

@Sporkypants oh hey I found this Twitter!

[David Andersen @tbhride]

@SenatorNozzolio End the cycle of dependance on the state created when ordinary citizens are declared felons by #NYC #LetNYKnifeBillGo

[HAL 9000 @HAL9000_]

International Women's Day falls on Daylight Savings to make the day more slimming.

[Riker Googling @RikerGoogling]

copy combadge voice memos to personal log without itunes

[H. Clay Aalders @KnifeTruth]

Knife Review: ESEE Izula-II http://t.co/NY1ke6Dree

[David Andersen @tbhride]

@Sporkypants haha I was trying to think of a good way to tie these two things together and thought of you guys. You beat me to it!

[ship up or shape out @Sporkypants]

"There are 4 lights!"
Uh, we asked what color you think this dress is...
"THERE ARE 4 LIGHTS!"
#TNG #TheDress

[David Andersen @tbhride]

"There is no such thing as bad #weather, just the wrong clothes" #Norwegians

[Craig Ferguson @CraigyFerg]

Obi-wan Kenobi trains R2-D2 in the Force: http://t.co/vxs3IaadOe #StarWars

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Breaking: NBC sends Brian Williams to dog house
Breaking: Williams sits on dog house, pretends to be WW I flying ace
#CurseYouRedBaron