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[bria celest @55mmbae]

Not as fun lol we wouldn’t be able to get the cool subversion of discovering it was the mom really pushing for the green lantern training rather than the dad or the suspense of learning more about why Hal and John don’t get along. That history just harder now

[leci. @lecij_]

I only want what I like or ask for. keep the rest tysm!

[leci. @lecij_]

“it’s the thought that counts” well actually, no!

[. @Notdojaaa]

They’re grinding up the employees that ask for a 15min break.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

An investigation found a Florida "Deputy of the Year":

—Used Flock cameras to stalk his ex girlfriend
—Held a police-issued gun in his ex girlfriend's mouth
—Posed for pictures dressed as Hitler
—Frequently used racial slurs in texts

[2Karious Donell Johnson @shayxonline]

a BLT is truly a top 5 sandwich. crispy bacon, crunchy ass lettuce, perfectly salt n peppered tomato slapped betwixt some mayo slathered toasted sourdough. you have to possess a certain level of taste to really #get it….

[We’re Losing Recipes! @SoualiganAmazon]

See what they’re planning to feed the underclass when the crops start failing on a global scale.

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I was with some ppl last night all was all doing coke… they ask me what drug i do ….I said …. Jesus

[dannica @dannarebb]

a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

His name is joey bada$$. With 2 dollar signs. He was never going to behave

[ēdē @theidi_]

I get angry when old men try to bag me. Fuck out my face geezer

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

People who want other people to have kids are so scary to me. Like why are you so insistent that I create children? WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THEM???

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[jay🕊 @xJACQUEMUS]

happy thursday

[Tune, MBA, CISSP @CartuneNetwerk]

They keep poisoning the healthy foods. Them fat ass snacks and cereals ain’t had one recall

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

They are such socialites I love it

[Heifer Hotline @janeinLA]

can’t relate. i’ll come to your first wedding & if you get divorced invite me to the next one!

[Kendra 🦂 @QueenKendra___]

Am I opening the jar with my ass…or?

[Nae is not a Career Coach ✨ @SoooSweetKitty_]

Whenever I wear a bikini, I’m putting a lot of faith in that top and them strings. Lmaooo