Tristan

Actor he/him

[Tristan @tbjohnson22]

Bisexuals aren't 50% gay and 50% straight. They're 10% luck , 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will,5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name

[bre @aantlerqueen]

when you’re The Movie Friend and you don’t know one (1) answer at trivia night they take you out behind the bar and empty a clip in you

[Tristan @tbjohnson22]

@gregthesorcerer Why is this giant man eating spiders? And are they also giant? Or is he eating an insane amount of normal sized spiders. I have too many questions Greg

[Patches O’Houlihan @sondraa]

When I become the commissioner of MLB, every ball park will have mini corn dogs

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The Nice Guys, 2016

[CoveredGeekly @CoveredGeekly]

Zazie Beetz says she'd be happy to return as Domino

"I would totally do it"

(via @Complex)

[Boise State Football @BroncoSportsFB]

Cease and desist.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

They have legal protections here. 😅

[Hoppy @Hoppydoesntread]

In Superbad the Bill Hader cop says “that’s Yoda, you familiar with Yoda? From, uh, Attack of the Clones”

The fact he specifically says “attack of the clones” and not just Star Wars is so funny to me.

[PSF | Disaaclosure Day @DisclosureDay_]

You reckon you could light a buzzball on fire and just lob it at people like you’re the green goblin with his pumpkin bombs

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Spiderman had too easy of a life in that first trilogy. Nigga had a bad bitch, a great paying job and a suit made from the smartest nigga in the world. The fuck is going on !?

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

MASSIVE recession indicator.

[🐋 @_BhaagSaale_]

I was hiking a mountain and got lost, so I asked a stranger where we were, he pointed at this trailer and that's when I knew, we were at the peak

[Tristan @tbjohnson22]

@jonesie361 The Day my Butt went Psycho

[Tuh'less 🏁🏁 @TLoveSpeaksss]

Michael B Jordan playing both Smoke and Stack is representative of "You have to be TWICE a good as them just to get half as much!"

[Big Boss @LordBalvin]

I in real time expereinced Ludwig Göransson go from producing Childish Gambino mixtapes in 2010 to being a three time Oscar winner. What a fucking journey.

[tea 🌈 @horrifichymns]

if chucky had just chilled out he could have had a ted and john like relationship with andy and smoked weed all day and did nothing

[Ray Wise Saying F-Slur in Napa Boys @TheDougFiles]

Was gonna say this is stupid and unnecessary but Linda Cardellini is playing jason’s mom so unfortunately I will be seated

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

In-N-Out CEO still waiting in the drive through line for a burger to eat on camera.

[chance @chanceposts]

Dudes named Frank will be like “let me be frank” but they already are