Travis "T-Bone" Grant

OU Grad 92'. Marketing Director. PIKE. Outlaw. Boomer Sooner! Father. Beer entrepreneur. God bless.

[Travis "T-Bone" Grant @tbonegrant92]

Absolutely disgraceful work at the airport today…what has this country come to?? #beer #MAGA #wtf #facism

[Travis "T-Bone" Grant @tbonegrant92]

Drunk by 9AM. Let’s have a day #lank #expand #beer

[Jonathan @JohnGroyp_33]

Growing up is when you realize Dave Portnoy is a loser and barstool sports is gay

[jainormis @jainormis]

ur 20s are for abusing substances and acquiring dope fits

[Xiao Fei @istaylackin]

stop drinking beers with the queers and come geek hard with the retard

[Mr. Corn @butteredcorncob]

Fuckkkkk well there goes any chance of me getting box tonight

[EerRational @EerRational]

Get me to God’s country

[Bernard “Trench Baby” Bailey @Bernardcuhhh]

Those crop tops are so sick guys. Shrink to oblivion please God.

[Bobby Barlow @Bobbybeers1970]

Nobody here knows I’m 9 deep and cranked hog 4 times today.

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Hangover cure:

-black coffee
-hot shower
-invite your boys over and make a well thought-out food order (breakfast sandwiches and tater tots)
-watch Hell Or High Water then take a 90-minute nap
-hit the gym together (upper body)
-see a group of 3 baddies doing treadmill sprints, invite them over for the March Madness games (their bodies are insane and they have older brothers so they’re chill)
-one of them stares at you unnecessarily long and grabs your inner elbow while asking where your bathroom is (you can tell she isn’t a great person she’s just being warm because she likes you)
-make dinner as a group to a playlist of 2000s throwbacks (Boston by Augustana, How To Save A Life by The Fray, etc.)
-have a hilarious 21-minute phone call with your cool Uncle on speaker phone, let the girls ask him unlimited questions about the night he met your Aunt (bachelorette trip on the Jersey Shore)
-watch The Social Network
-when everyone falls asleep slip off to your bedroom with the girl who likes you and bang phenomenally for 45 minutes (43.5 minutes longer than you usually last)
-find out 1) your her gym crush and 2) she had a flight at 9PM but she missed it to hangout with you (you didn’t think it was possible for someone to like you this much - you thought this was only something you would do for someone else not the other way around)
-text your best friend from Middle School saying “Miss you so much dude hope you’re doing awesome” (the throwbacks from earlier triggered heavy nostalgia)
-smoke a cigarette on your porch that she asks to join you for and have a randomly deep conversation about how grateful you are to live in America

[Michael “The Hammer” McKenzie @HammerMacMike]

And goodnight BV #neverkillyourself

[Travis "T-Bone" Grant @tbonegrant92]

I'm having premonitions that this summer may be the greatest white boy summer ever... If anyone has some plays for me to try #LANK

Keep in mind women are scary
#INeedABeer #DrunkOnTheBeach #HotGirlsInBikinis

[Travis "T-Bone" Grant @tbonegrant92]

@OUmoneyball Hey alexa, look up "how to dislike a tweet"
they need to #shrink their diets so they dont #expand anymore #LANK

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

You got a firm handshake son , I can tell you crank some serious hog

[Stuart “Stew” Sanders @StewSands]

God dammit I come to Florida to escape this shit
I could build a 99 all madden team
Fuck this state

[Terpfanburner @terpfanburner]

Situationship is in Miami for spring break. I’m drinking alone in my parents hot tub.

Who’s really winning?