Thomas Boni

Freelance Babypuncher

My preferred gender pronouns are Fuck/Off.

[Thomas Boni @tbonijr]

@DTonOB @arlasko @DougBrown97 The sneak just made perfect sense. I'm not in the habit of questioning my coach but some of these late game decisions the past few weeks have baffled me. Osh has earned the benefit of the doubt but it's something that's starting to concern me.

[Thomas Boni @tbonijr]

@arlasko @DTonOB

[Thomas Boni @tbonijr]

@arlasko @DTonOB Looks a lot like my "throw the plate of spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks" lineup for the week.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The only thing worse than a fork that flattens your tire is a fork that flattens your tire and then flips you off …

[Thomas Boni @tbonijr]

@arlasko @DTonOB Just woke up...so I missed it. Might have to take a night off.

[Thomas Boni @tbonijr]

#ForTheW #Bombers Terrible tackling...awful play calling on offense...undisciplined play...this is the third straight uninspired performance. Team needs a wake up call of some kind.

[Thomas Boni @tbonijr]

@stevenisright Exactly. Didn't try to be something it wasn't. I appreciated that.

[Thomas Boni @tbonijr]

Watched Happy Gilmore 2 last night. It was stupid. Full of cameos and callback to the first movie. Came in at almost 2 hours.

And I haven't laughed that hard at a movie in a long time. It was exactly what it should have been. Just 2 hours of fun.

[Thomas Boni @tbonijr]

@EmeraldRobinson There's an old saying.

If you walk around all day and you run into an asshole...they're an asshole. If you walk around all day and everyone you run into is an asshole...you're the asshole.

Just food for thought.

[Thomas Boni @tbonijr]

@stevenisright Always reminds me of my favourite line of his...

Waitress: And how do you like your coffee?

Mr T: In a cup, fool!

[Thomas Boni @tbonijr]

@stevenisright Let's do the same for Mr. T as well (who, if you forgot, loves his Mama).

[Thomas Boni @tbonijr]

@AShatteredPoet @stevenisright Well that's good to hear that he's not at end of life care. Thanks for the heads up on that. I saw it quickly and knew he was having issues so it didn't seem out of the ordinary.

[Thomas Boni @tbonijr]

@arlasko @DTonOB Or sneak more Argos into your lineup and help us get a win 🤣🤣🤣 #takeonfortheteam

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Theo from the Cosby show and now Hulk Hogan. Losing our 80s icons. I’m gonna go check on Steve Guttenberg.

[Thomas Boni @tbonijr]

@arlasko Today I learned that Paul Hogan was still alive. Honestly thought he passed a few years ago.

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

He was a real American is what he was. Fought for the rights of every man. In this house, Hulk Hogan is a hero! End of story, brother!

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

I was truly blessed to have spent the amount of time with Ozzy that I did. He loved his fans and cared deeply about what we thought. He never took us for granted. I'm forever grateful for having known him. All of my love to Sharon, Kelly, Jack, Aimee, Louis, Elliot and Jessica.