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Classics boiled down to their syrupy essence. Currently tweeting Metamorphoses by Ovid

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Bk2-Ocyrhoe: She knew what in the future lay and told her dad his course.N ow she only can say neigh because she is a horse. #metamorphoses

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Bk2-The Raven and the Crow:Ovid was disappointed that "Don’t turn the messenger into a rather annoying bird" didn’t catch on. #metamorphoses

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Bk2-Callisto:She was the original mama grizzly and became Ursa Major - she can see Russia from there! http://t.co/4TLFEsxf #metamorphoses

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Bk2-Phaethon cont'd:Dad,can I use the chariot? Sun:Mmm..ok but be smart and no dings,tickets or setting crops ablaze. Got it? #metamorphoses

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Bk1-Phaethon:Mom,who's my dad? (Mom points upward). Phaethon:Crazy neighbor Steve?!? Mom:No silly! I'm pointing at the Sun! #metamorphoses

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Bk1-Io:If you want to hide me from the wife then put me under the bed or in a closet. But turning me into a heifer? Not cool! #metamorphoses

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Book1-Apollo and Daphne:she-If I just stay super still and treelike maybe he'll leave me alone? he-OMG!I just LOVE this tree! #metamorphoses

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Bk1-Deucalion and Pyrrha:Only two to live and oh joy for Pyrrha! They repopulated the world using magic rocks - not HER WOMB. #metamorphoses

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Bk3-The Flood:Neptune drown the world until it was 'a sea without a shore'. Even if you didn't drown what ever would you eat? #metamorphoses

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Bk1-The Ages of Mankind:As the ages passed so did Jove's tolerance for mankind."Cut! You're horrible!Get the hell off my set!"#metamorphoses

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Bk1-The Creation:chaos to earth to water to birds and beasts then 'a holier creature, of a loftier mind'. meh. close enough. #metamorphoses

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Fed72:Term limit on the Presidency? Not while I've got anything to say about it! http://t.co/NGXlQV8L - AHamilton

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Fed71:It's wise to have a 4-yr term so the Prez doesn't act like a temp.*Im gonna cut out early- head on down to my ranch*-AHamilton

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Fed70:By having ONE leader in the Exec. Branch we can more confidently place blame when things tank.*Your mess Mr President!* -AHamilton

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Fed69: In England the right to rule is hereditary. But not here! No riding dad's coat tails into office in This Country! -AHamilton

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Fed68:We didn't want the electoral voting becoming corrupted so we excluded Senators and Reps from participating. No offense. -AHamilton

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Fed67:there are times the Prez can fill Senate seats but not "when he fancies to". Really, where are you getting this?? -AHamilton

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Fed66:One branch accuses,the other judges - see? Frivolous impeachment hearings should rarely go the distance. Cigar? - Hamilton

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Fed65:The next guy who wants to discuss a hypothetical impeachment scenario gets a pen quill to the eye. You think I'm kidding?-AHamilton

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Fed64:By requiring the president be over 35 and senators be over 30 we can rest assured that those serving will behave as adults. -JJay