fentanyl czar

literally nothing is going on

[lauryn @rynwave]

starting a collection

[redrum @griffisu]

apple watch app that detects when your heart stops and auto uploads a photo of half your face half xxxtentacion to all your socials

[S @SebasRiive]

Es el mejor tuit en la historia de esta red social.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

First day on the job and the CEO already trusts me to go get apple gift cards for him

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Airlines sending me "we're in this together" emails. When my suitcase was 52 pounds I was on my own.

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

Just did an Xlookup instead of asking Microsoft co-pilot to do it for me and they took me outside and broke my knee caps

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[Josh @rightofwhey]

Gotta hand it to her mama didn’t look at the notes once

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

my homie made a website that highlights all of doug fords lies/underspending/overspending and wow bro. I knew it was bad but this guy is criminal https://t.co/0SOnmwdCh1

[Alexa ♡ @malleuses]

how much of a gluttonous beast do u have to be to honk in a drive thru

[Rage ❉ @ragecvlt]

😹🫵

[Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦 @JakeLandauTO]

Olivia Chow doesn't even try to fight Doug Ford when he ruins our city, she just looks as us like this:

[Neet @neet_sol]

hate when my boss gives me work to do like please go get some hoes or something

[Jhay @jhayusb]

omw to get the worm early asf

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

that’s what you get when you let a chicken do a shrimps job

[Livy @ms_livyyy]

I would clone myself just so Doug Ford could have one more hater