Taylor Brown

Stay Frothy

[Taylor Brown @tbrown136]

For those of you just joining us, this is my Twitter.

[Taylor Brown @tbrown136]

I hope @rachelzegler sees this. #snowwhite #Disney

[Taylor Brown @tbrown136]

@CanobieFan

[Taylor Brown @tbrown136]

I know it’s 85 degrees out but it’s raining so I’m wearing jeans and a hoodie.

#floridasummer

[Taylor Brown @tbrown136]

There’s a man at the end of the bar who says he works for you and he’s buying everyone shots of your tequila.

How do I get this job?

P.S. the tequila was delicious.

@markwahlberg

[Taylor Brown @tbrown136]

@rainnwilson thoughts?

[Taylor Brown @tbrown136]

The only solar eclipse conspiracy theory I want to hear about is from Ron Swanson.

#SolarEclipse2024 #Solar @Nick_Offerman

[Taylor Brown @tbrown136]

It’s 2024. I can get wifi on a flight going 500+ mph. I can get wifi on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean. I can get 4K footage of the Titanic that’s been sitting at the bottom of the sea since 1912.

But I can’t get a consistent stream of the SuperBowl on @paramountplus

[Taylor Brown @tbrown136]

Stop posting hidden gem restaurants on tik tok.

#eatlocal

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@bfsrocks there are two birthdays this year. Mine and yours. #turning30

See you tonight!! @hardrockliveorl

[Taylor Brown @tbrown136]

There is nothing more exhilarating than watching @DaveChappelle reenact Negan’s bat scene from SNL at a bar across from a man wearing a Trump hat. He’s uncomfortable and I can’t stop laughing. #TrumpForPrison2024
@WalkingDead_AMC @nbcsnl

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Heyyyoooo shout to the Don Mealey Chevrolet in Clermont. My tire was punctured coming off the highway, went from 36 psi to 5 psi in about a mile. They had me patched up with an oil change in less than an hour. Thanks again! @chevrolet #chevrolet #chevy #chevroletcolorado2023

[Taylor Brown @tbrown136]

@SalVulcano 1. Spirited

2. The Santa Clause

3. Bad Santa

[Taylor Brown @tbrown136]

Swinging through NYC in its entirety searching for side missions because I don’t want the main story to be over yet. #SpiderMan2 #SpiderMan2PS5 #SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse #spidergwen #Spiderman2099

[Taylor Brown @tbrown136]

@ReturnofFable I’m still on the edge of my seating waiting for Beyond the SpiderVerse.

[Taylor Brown @tbrown136]

If you’re not playing Spider-Man 2 with the TASM 2 suit, just sign out and give it to someone who deserves to play.

#SpiderMan2PS5 #SpiderMan2 #tasm2. #andrewgarfield #SpiderMan #AcrossTheSpiderVerse #SpiderVerse

[Taylor Brown @tbrown136]

I’d also like to thank the police officer who saw the “adult treats” sign and yelled “trick or treat” as he drove by.

#boysinbluelikejellotoo

[Taylor Brown @tbrown136]

My first set of trick or treaters were a few young men in their early twenties.

Turns out they don’t drink and their Mormon costumes were in fact not costumes.

#thebookofmormon

[Taylor Brown @tbrown136]

The decorations in front of the house have become a photo shoot location. I’m honored.

[Taylor Brown @tbrown136]

The lady that cut me off and gave me the finger inside our neighborhood 4 months ago just came by and said she loved the decorations.

I don’t really hold grudges but you’re goddamn right she loved them.