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[Sarah Ellison @sgellison]

Lamar Jackson went head-to-head vs four MVP candidates over the last two weeks, including Brock Purdy, Christian McCaffrey, Tua Tagovailoa & Tyreek Hill.

Here are the results:

Lamar Jackson: 653 total yds, 7 TD, 0 turnovers
All 4 Candidates: 715 total yds, 3 TD, 6 turnovers

[Tyler Brown @tbrown956]

@BarstoolAlabama Except GPA 🤔

[Tyler Brown @tbrown956]

@MerriweatherPP @WPOC fix your speakers!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Felix Bautista the Orioles closer introduced new entrance music tonight.

Omar’s Whistle from The Wire, and the Orioles pair it with a light show.

CHILLS @Starting9 @Barstooldmv

[litquidity @litcapital]

Just refreshed my Spotify playlist for the Summer

[litquidity @litcapital]

Russians currently on vacation realizing their trips just got significantly more expensive and flight times much longer like
https://t.co/32GHYzP7O4

[Kenneth Dredd @KennethDredd]

who did this 😂

[Jack’s Preseason Embarrassment @TheJuiceTDGuy]

Jackson Mahomes tried to use his clout to cancel a bar here in KC. This was their response 💀

[Tyler Brown @tbrown956]

@barstoolUMD Don’t forget 75% completion rate LFG!!!

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

You’ve got a deal! 🤝

[Tyler Brown @tbrown956]

@WVUBarstool 🤣🤣🤣 coming from a backup school stuck in a shitty conference, go home you’re drunk

[Tyler Brown @tbrown956]

@MerriweatherPP When do lots open today!? Please and thank you!

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Our energy manifested into an actual human.

[BMORE Around Town @BMOREAroundTown]

🚨 MANCINI ADVANCES! MANCINI ADVANCES! 🚨

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Insane ending in lax national championship. This is why it’s the sport of the future.

@BarstoolUVA

[Tyler Todt @tyromper]

Them: Netflix
You: Read

Them: Tik Tok
You: Side hustle

Them: Sleep in & play on phone
You: Wake early & journal

Them: Couch
You: Gym

Them: McDonald’s
You: Real nutritious food

Them: It’s not fair, you’re just lucky
You: ......🤔 CHOICES!!

[Tyler Brown @tbrown956]

@MayorBMScott

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

How to be a rebel in 2021:

- be in excellent physical shape
- if male, embrace masculinity
- if female, embrace femininity
- reject identity politics
- respect your parents
- reject victimhood
- embrace capitalism
- have faith in God
- don't watch TV
- don't put pronouns in bio

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

How do you know the government doesn’t care about your health?

Liquor stores are open & gyms are closed.

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

They locked us up, shut down the economy and gave us $1200–what did Americans do? They decided their favorite new video game is fucking with hedge funds. I’ve never been prouder.