Tommy Burns

Existential Absurdist

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

Peruvian owls hunt in pairs.

They're Inca hoots.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

The obsession with 'becoming somebody' is a sickness sold to you by people who profit from your discontent.

A flower in the woods does not bloom to prove a point to the meadow. It simply opens because it has stored enough light.

You do not need to justify your existence. Being here is already the answer.

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

I will return to this paragraph by C. S. Lewis at least once a week until the day I die

[k ✰ @sourpinkm1lk]

scaring the hoes by being pure of heart

[Paul @PaulNHughes]

Animals live in the actual world. Humans live in a conceptual overlay, a dream we mistake for reality. We are blind drunk on symbols and stories, reacting to our own interpretations, not to what is actually happening.

[Hemant Mohapatra @MohapatraHemant]

The curse of discipline is that every day looks the same. The curse of indiscipline is that every year does.

[Peter Salisbury @peterbsalisbury]

Even before considering the particular work and its purpose, their uniform attire does indeed "defy this age of apathy"

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

meep meep ass location

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

This is going to sound crazy.

But, one of the skills you must learn in the near future is how to cope with an increasingly illiterate society of emotionally dysregulated people.

If you continue to get frustrated on a daily basis over how everything seems dumb, stress is going to silently jeopardize your health.

[Carl Jung Archive @QuoteJung]

this hits like a brick

[Rusty @ImSmilingRn]

Feudal lord with ocd having to open and close his drawbridge 6 times before he can sleep

[Zeducation Memes @ZeducationYT]

👍

[Redd @ReddCinema]

this was behind the scenes of '101 dalmatians' in 1961

[Brute Lesnar @BuddyNoLove]

I love running into older people who still have that young twinkle in their eyes. You can tell they lived life on their terms.

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Boycotting was invented by Irish people to boycott an English landlord named Boycott, and sideburns were named after a Civil War general named Burnside.

[Crypto Tea @Cryptotea]

10,000 years of eating bread

and suddenly in one decade everyone is gluten intolerant

3,000 years of gold as money

and suddenly in 50 years everyone is poor

[alexei @alexeixbt]

the audacity to believe in yourself with no physical evidence is literally the entire cheat code

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

A potato "going bad" is just a potato remembering that it is alive.