Jacob Parker is the 43rd @HailStateBB Freshman to earn All-American status in program history. Dakota Jordan was the most recent in 2023 and Rafael Palmeiro was the first in 1983. @Parker13Jake is only the 4th MSU player to earn this award from @NCBWA since they started the Freshman All-American Team awards in 2008.
Parker is 1 of 5 finalists to be Baseball America's National Freshman of the Year which will be announced on Thursday. #HailStateStats
Bill Clinton received about $15 million for his memoir My Life.
Hillary Clinton received about $8 million for her memoir Living History.
That’s about $23 million dollars for the memories of two people who testify they can't remember anything.
HARVARD & MAYO CLINIC DROPPED THE MOST AMAZING STUDY OF THE DECADE
Post-workout Dairy Queen Blizzard consumption spikes muscle protein synthesis 43% higher than boring chicken breast + rice.
Key findings:
A Medium Blizzard post-training → +43% MPS elevation at 3-hour mark vs standard 40g protein chicken & rice meal
The magic combo? Massive insulin spike from sugar + dairy casein/whey blend + healthy fats from mix-ins = anabolic napalm
Subjects who blended in extra cookie pieces & ate it straight from the cup while still sweaty clocked +51% (the “primal Blizzard ritual” multiplier)
Chicken + rice group: respectable but flatline MPS after 90 min, basically catabolic after the initial spike
The Blizzard creates a perfect anabolic window: fast carbs for glycogen, dairy protein for sustained release, and pure hedonic pleasure for cortisol suppression
@TheColbyD The Centenary = The Sittin’-Ary.” Or at least that’s how we say it in Louisiana. Kinda like Natchitoches (NW LA) is “Nack-Ah-Dish.” Cajun logic.