Tristan Baker

software architect and serial tinkerer, Intuit Inc

[Tristan Baker @tcbakes]

Don’t worry @sandiegowavefc , she’s holding the line against @AngelCityFC1 . This is our house!

[Tristan Baker @tcbakes]

@SupergrassHQ , we’re coming to see you in LA on Friday the 13th (ooooo… spooky! 👻👻). Who is your opening act?

[Tristan Baker @tcbakes]

@Geo_Baker_1 The irony of using their own rules against them to actively broadcast your message of protest to the entire country would be glorious.

[Tristan Baker @tcbakes]

@Geo_Baker_1 Sounds like an issue of social justice ans a cause you believe in. Put it on your jersey for the next game and watch the puppet masters squirm in their seats of power: https://t.co/PpQUPSjgIB

[NCAA News @NCAA_PR]

The NCAA Playing Rules Oversight Panel approved rules to allow student-athletes to wear patches on their uniforms for commemorative and memorial purposes as well as to support social justice issues: https://t.co/yjuEsMYMy7

[Tristan Baker @tcbakes]

You better be on the phone with AWS screaming for more servers you amateurs. I'm calling my CC company to cancel the $99 charge in 5min. https://t.co/zqiL6YNRiH

[Tristan Baker @tcbakes]

@UFCFightPass You better be on the phone with AWS screaming for more servers you amateurs. I'm calling my CC company to cancel the $99 charge in 5min.

[Tristan Baker @tcbakes]

@UFCFightPass You better be on the phone with AWS screaming for more servers you amateurs. I'm calling my CC company to cancel the $99 charge in 5min.

[Tristan Baker @tcbakes]

Me too. Bunch of swindling punks @UFCFightPass https://t.co/KXdAGt9Kmm

[Mrs. Stuk In Forest @StukF]

#MayweathervMcgregor $114 for the app to crash? @UFCFightPass ordered it on TV Reimburse Me

[AK @AidenKale]

So you just gonna crash 😪 #MayweathervMcgregor

[Tristan Baker @tcbakes]

@ColbyConrad @ufc Yep. I bought through https://t.co/99SHRMq9PZ and the stream died like 20min ago

[Colby Conrad @ColbyConrad]

Anybody else's Fight Pass crash? Better be giving me that 100 bucks back @UFC. #MayweathervMcgregor

[Tristan Baker @tcbakes]

Verifying myself: I am tcbakes on Keybase.io. mT5DARF5jNfVYFb_uSXpJyo1kW9pk6MwH3q6 / https://t.co/ZxCv73kvQV

[Tristan Baker @tcbakes]

@marklit82 loving your benchmarks https://t.co/6rHsdm8isw. Especially interested in the AWS and GCP ones. id love to chat w u about them

[Tristan Baker @tcbakes]

Intuit Sheds Its PC Roots and Rises as a Cloud Software Company https://t.co/cyhuuIrDzP

[Tristan Baker @tcbakes]

another rock start that I work with https://t.co/E8h99QqiXX

[Social AC @SocialAC]

Check out my interview w/ @Intuit leader Rahul Goyal @LinkedIn https://t.co/TrbqepKhVD #intuitlife @IntuitIN

[Tristan Baker @tcbakes]

@takidau, I'm embarking on unbounded data processing @Intuit. Just read World Beyond Batch and am finding it exceptionally useful. Thanks!

[Tristan Baker @tcbakes]

@BigDataTweetBot please tell me u are using a stream processing system to find and retweet relevant tweets. U would be so cool and meta

[Tristan Baker @tcbakes]

Awesome write up on the concepts of "unbounded data" processing. #bigdata https://t.co/AiyU5t22Ix

[Tristan Baker @tcbakes]

@RegexCrossword, you had me at [H|h]el{2,}o. You've tickled my inner geek with your clever little puzzles. https://t.co/rjeMlosZt5

[Tristan Baker @tcbakes]

Playing with aws lambda+kinesis+dynamodb. Realizing we can get 10x functionality for 1/10 cost of our current I house sol'n. This is nuts!

[Tristan Baker @tcbakes]

It's always cool to read these things and think, "hey, me and a couple hundred of my friends built that!" https://t.co/3ZPHJG5W4D