Colby Conrad

an amalgamation of ephemeral experience

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My short film Escape the Usual will be available to stream across Canada via @cbcgem starting March 4, 2024 and it’s impossible to articulate how insane that is for me to type out.

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@LukeBarnett Wouldn’t get your hopes up—fatherhood has him less interested in grittiness

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@KurtSchlichter Weird how there’s no actual communist countries but stupid Americans like to pretend like there are

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What are you talking about? The only Canadians who watched this already voted for Pierre. He’s not going to be Prime Minister—not now, not ever.

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Pierre Poilievre earns the respect of Canadians for keeping it 'classy' on Joe Rogan podcast
https://t.co/JX4SUnmLoH

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@buperac Please get the fuck out

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@watching_e Truth hurts buckaroo

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@watching_e I call you an incel because you spend your time denigrating a woman on the internet—explicitly incel behaviour

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@georgiem2000 This all leads back to Paul Newman who infamously wore his glasses like this. He played Daniel Craig’s father in Road to Perdition thus Craig adopting the idiosyncrasy

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@SocTransitLover As a Canadian I prefer the temperature where the natural world is not dead

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@LizarddFish @EPM106 This is fair

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@JamesPPoole Ryan Gosling does not give a single fuck what you need him to do and you’re just going to have to accept that.

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@magills_ I’m yet again here to remind you that you pathetic dolts always misinterpreted these people’s music and they always have and always will hate your guts

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@CO323232 @avoidextremes @HistoricHub

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@CO323232 @avoidextremes @HistoricHub Imagine being such a dork, incel loser that you pull some stalker shit like this lmfao

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@CO323232 @avoidextremes @HistoricHub You’re an anonymous incel dork on the internet suffering from psychosis. Thankfully, due to the agony of your miserable existence, you’ll be dead soon.

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@7reggie0 @thesovereignceo Reggie, you used the wrong “too” in your attempt to call me stupid. There is no measurement of intelligence in existence that you would outscore me. The only activity you’re superior to me at is licking the boots of the elites who want to use your cadaver as an energy source.

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@anishmoonka @Ian_Fisch @FunnyPirat There’s very clearly a bunch of sequences where Rocky is completely CGI. I don’t know who’s paying you to be disingenuous, but this level of hyperbole in film twitter “reviews” is getting nauseating

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@avoidextremes @HistoricHub Every time I check the comments on Twitter the top reply is some schizophrenic redneck spouting off about some bigoted, asinine nonsense that is only tangentially related to the initial reply