Travis Croxford

Aspiring to be the Joker in the original Batman movie.

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Merry New Day!

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@BillKristol No no no... He's just Jew-ish. Those in his circle know this!

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@KariLake Too late.

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@SlpWalkr2 @1_urkingkingof @JudiciaryGOP Yeah! Stupid progress is such a burden. Laws in place should remain in place!! Now.. what is your gender and what is your skin color to make sure you can actually hold this thought.

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@GregAbbott_TX How is this not kidnapping?

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@CrimeInSports I'm crying laughing at my shoutout. Love you guys!

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@RonFunches By far the best scene in that movie. Or boobs... hmm, call it a tie?

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@Jimmypisfunny sorry man, I was raised passive-aggressive so, my tweet about the drinking game wasn't as affective as it could have been. (Although I did good and lubed up after playing it Friday night). I hope the donation helps mend the wound.

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@Jimmypisfunny @WhismanSucks Sorry, you're right. And I love the shit out of your shows. Just having a little fun. Tweet deleted in 5 seconds.

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@SirBagg Cunexit. I think it’s short for divorce.

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@DoorDash this is why I will never use you again. Literally a driver stealing my food. Best case scenario, driver left my food on a public sidewalk. Neighbor confirmed the driver sat there for awhile and no pizza was left behind.

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@WhismanSucks They looked dope as shit! (with a poorly made 4 banger)

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Hey @WhismanSucks and @Jimmypisfunny! Thank you got being all yous! I love the fuck out of every episode and every bonus. :::sprinkles sharp cheddar cheese on the scene:::

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@ElieNYC The elevator door. nuff said.

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On this, the eve of 9/11, I would like to remind everyone that none of the hijackers were from Afghanistan, yet we spent the last two decades bombing and occupying it. And despite knowing this, people on this app spent the last two weeks saying we should have never left.

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@lmiss2019 @VannyLovesRosie @WhismanSucks Say car ram-rod

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@jlbshead @WhismanSucks No whisky? hmm. seems sus

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@politvidchannel Fuck Yeah! (An American)

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9/11/01: Resulted in the Patriot Act, NSA "stealing" rights, Guantanamo Bay being used as an Internment Camp... Very little public reaction about human rights.
9/11/21: 700k Americans die from Covid: Physical fights over mask mandates, refusal of FDA approved vax.

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@WhismanSucks Was it on fryer?