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[Alex @tdawglaad]

Carnt speyk

[Alex @tdawglaad]

@dampfart Coward of a footballer. Only shows/wants the ball when he's under no pressure. Gets the ball, swivels his hips a few times whilst running away from danger and just lays it off 🚮

[Alex @tdawglaad]

Edvard Munch, Stig Inge Bjornebye, Anders Breivik....your boys took one hell of a beating!!

[Alex @tdawglaad]

He's realised there's not enough in midfield since swapping Eze for Rice, so then taken our best attacking threat in Gordon off to play a crocked right back in centre mid and shoe horn Eze on the left. Elite manager tho

[Alex @tdawglaad]

Tuchel's had a mare with his changes

[Nick Harris @sportingintel]

When the child was 14, City secretly arranged a six-figure pay-off for his development club, Malaga, via a third party agency, as Malaga and the child agreed to mutually terminate his formal registration at that club at the same time. 2/n

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

good news for Peter Shilton if they’re going that far back to check goals

[Alex @tdawglaad]

Now he's running around looking like a WWE star

[Alex @tdawglaad]

Should be sacked for bringing Henderson on

[Alex @tdawglaad]

Guehi and Konsa have to move the ball faster and the team as a whole has to move the ball faster from side to side to get the opposition out of position when they play that deep. Just be busier with the ball

[Alex @tdawglaad]

Bit of an overreaction here. Drew a group game against a team that had 11 men behind the ball. Most teams won't set up like that against England going forward. Obviously a worry if we play a team that sets up like this in the knockouts but hopefully they've learned from this

[Nick Harris @sportingintel]

Grifter's gonna grift

[Alex @tdawglaad]

Best I've done so far 😳 #38-0

[Rahul @exceedingxpuns]

Aiden Markram, right-arm quick bowler, with no ball, for some reason running away from the batter, who for some reason is in whites

[Alex @tdawglaad]

Mental

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

La Liga is incredibly tight with two matches still to play 🤏

11 teams could still be mathematically relegated, from the two remaining spots in the drop-zone! 🍿

[Alex @tdawglaad]

And United are just going with vibes again

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Xabi Alonso signed his contract earlier today at Chelsea, everything completed. ✍🏼

The agreement until June 2030 is done, sealed and will be announced in the next hours.

Xabi’s contract to run from July 1st but set to start working immediately also on transfers.

[Alex @tdawglaad]

🎪

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Manchester United are ready to open talks with Michael Carrick about him continuing as head coach beyond the end of the season 🚨

Formal discussions are expected to begin before United’s final game against Brighton.

[Neil Watson @WattyRacing]

Vets report said he took one step left., one step right, one to the front then one to the side.

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Latest script just dropped: “Short-term pain for long-term gain”

[The Away Fans @theawayfans]

Bizarre fact:

In South Korea there’s a phrase known as “Leeds Days”, used by millions of people – even those with no awareness of the football club.

It goes back to Alan Smith, once seen as a huge young talent for England and Leeds United, whose career never quite hit the heights expected after his 2004 move to Manchester United.

To refer to someone’s “Leeds Days” is to talk about the moment their life peaked, before everything started going downhill.