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@nurse_sammie47 Squash the ‘rona Sahm!

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Thank you @whitedenimmusic for spending 41 hours with me this year on @Spotify. No surprise to me at all, you guys are incredible! #2018Wrapped https://t.co/mSHEPDqMp7

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@I_AM_ENFER @I_AM_ENFER, this is your brother ENFRO. He is substantially less cooler than you. In fact, we should turn up the AC.

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@I_AM_ENFER The best puddle for jumping in.

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@I_AM_ENFER Some adolescents decided to take Dad's second favorite car out for a joyride. Sadly for them, Daddy's favorite car is an X-Wing.

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@I_AM_ENFER A horribly organized parking lot. Some cars are huge, some are tiny, this is confusing.

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@I_AM_ENFER A moth attracted to a lamp. Its future is bleak.

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@I_AM_ENFER Guys, when I twist this it makes a fart noise! Sarge is gonna be PISSED during our next deployment!

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@I_AM_ENFER Someone has pressed the red button. Chances of terrible happenings: 100%. Don't press red buttons.

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@I_AM_ENFER A dirty space van. It does not have candy, do not go inside.

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@I_AM_ENFER Bobcoin. Bob's attempt at commandeering an economic victory through currency manipulation.

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@I_AM_ENFER Seat of Sauron, the last Sith Lord and supreme commander of the Infinity Stones. Located somewhere in Canada.

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@I_AM_ENFER Somebody stole the wrong guy's girlfriend.

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@I_AM_ENFER Total surfer bro

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@I_AM_ENFER "She'll be coming 'round the nebula when she comes..."

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@I_AM_ENFER Very expensive eyeball

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@I_AM_ENFER Two friends, very frustrated because they want to talk and the windows won't roll down.

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@I_AM_ENFER See: "Roman Candle"

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@I_AM_ENFER Lots of space glitter. Must be a great party!

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@I_AM_ENFER A very bright idea