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pimp down n in distress

[mrs. saxobeat @SHORTlRICAN]

boy fuck you and your 30x32 jeans

[P @Pjustgotback]

I be so high and bitches just be talking and I be like yeah

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Having a lazy day once a week is good for your mental health.

[$ @jxtsummer]

it bothers me so much that there are many songs i don't know about that i might like so much.

[lucki luciana @glrygirlll]

cheating is so stupid lmao nobody is forcing u to be in a relationship weirdo freak

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I do not understand the whole face the shower vs face away debate, i'm in the shower twirling round like a fuckin kebab??

[Willie @Willie600640663]

Why would you park beside me

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

me posting while i haven't replied to my friends texts

[human @vladimirlesbian]

Hey does anybody know when I’ll stop feeling like a child pretending to be an adult

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

Donald Trump gets a lot of hate, but it’s not enough. We can do better.

[Cicely Dykeson @ThatsSoSiren]

Spaghetti & a Caesar salad to be exact 😭

[susa @prinkasusa]

pets are such life savers. sometimes all you need is a little soul that follows you around just to remind you you’re not alone

[: @_dxllz7]

i absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. the excitement of finally laying down? unmatched

[reece♰ @reeceollld]

“can you turn the fan off”

[Evan @daviddunn177]

If you call a female reporter “piggy” and tell her to be quiet as she’s trying to ask about the Epstein files, it means you’re in the Epstein files.

[🛸 @tufthug]

me trying to leave things unsaid:

[𝐓𝐨𝐣𝐢. @FireGoku_]

Can we PLEASE stop abbreviating “white" to "yt"??? That sh¡t means YouTube

[Cirilla @notblue3_]

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