Pope Leo XIV, after @AJPierzynski12 told him that the White Sox were in first place...
"Oh, I'm watching and paying attention, don't worry."
(Via: @Ken_Rosenthal)
On the first day of summer — Father’s Day — No. 1 overall pick QB Fernando Mendoza and No. 13 overall pick QB Ty Simpson remain as the only two unsigned first-round draft picks.
Every Father's Day I'd like cinemas to have a "Dad Slop" slate. Shit like The Fugitive, Patriot Games, Lethal Weapon and Tombstone. Make it an all dayer and serve brews and biscuits between films. Printing money.